There aren’t too many women that make me say the following phrase to myself:  “Holy Shitballs”  I must admit that Elle Patille is one of these women.   Forget that she’s Canadian.  Forget her body being as unreal as it is.  Forget everything.

Actually what the hell am I talking about?  Focus on ALL of that.  Just trust me when I say you’ll be amazing looking at this creature.  She’s a freak of nature.  A total mystery.

I have nothing….