Oct 18 2010
If there is one thing in this world that I truly have no patience for it’s waiting in line….for anything.Â I just think it’s a pointless affair.Â And most times that people wait it’s because we’re in a situation that everyone else is in.Â What I mean by that is most human beings do their errands or drive their cars or make appointment at certain times in the day so we’re bound to run into each other.
If I can ever help it, I never ever do errands on weekends.Â Best time is like 2 PM on a Wednesday.Â Â But even then I run into crappy waiting situations that I simply wish never happened.
Here are six you’ll all agree that are brutal…..
Post Office Waiting
Why is it that no matter when you go to the post office there’s an obscene wait?Â What the hell is up with that?Â There could literally be one person there and despite this fact that one person might take 15 minutes to get out of there.Â I don’t think I’ve ever been at the post office where I didn’t have to wait for at least ten minutes before something got done.
Traffic on the Highway or Anywhere
I would probably rank this number one if I were actually ranking these.Â Traffic is something that I don’t think any of us will ever truly understand.Â I mean can’t the guy at the front just move his ass a little?
Grocery Shopping Waiting
Oh don’t you just love it when every single line has someone with like 100 items and you know it’s gonna take forever.Â And I just love the coveted price check moments that take up the line even more.Â What an absolutely crap situation these are.
Waiting to Get A Drink at a Crowded Bar
First of all I can’t stand a crowded bar to begin with.Â Second of all, that I even have to claw my way through a crowd just to have the chance to spend money?Â I mean really?Â Â I have to wait in line to spend money?Â Think about that for a second.Â And chances are when it’s that crowded your bartender will be a dick anyway.
Doctor’s Office Waiting
There’s no such thing as having an appointment with a doctor that’s on time.Â And the thing is, even though it’s always at least an hour after you set it, it’s not like you can show up an hour late.Â If that’s the case A.Â You’ll wait even longer or B.Â They won’t hold your appointment.
I think this goes without saying.
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