Oct 15 2010
If he wasn’t destined to become a raging alcoholic, if he wasn’t one already, this is a good story to tell. I was to drunk that I…. Seriously, you’re not going to be able to top this.
A woman at home alone was terrified when she heard someone taking a shower in her house. Northern Territory police later found a red-faced neighbour who was so drunk that he went into the house because he thought it was his own. “He was very apologetic,” Superintendent Daniel Shean said.
He said “sorry” to the police and woman many times after realising his mistake, and was taken into protective custody to sleep off his big night.
He walked into the home and took a shower in an attempt to sober up. The 34-year-old woman was asleep upstairs, when she woke up, heard the water running and frantically rang the police. When officers arrived, they found the 42-year-old sitting on the woman’s porch, dressed again.
I guess the moral of the story is…lock your doors lest drunk guys use up all your expensive shampoo? My roommate once thought my desk chair was the bathroom once, so I can relate to this poor woman’s plight. What am I sitting in now? One that cost twice as much as my old one, he doesn’t need to know.
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