How do you transport your slow ass turtle around? Put him in a bag? Pick him up like a normal person? Nope, how about drill holes in his shell and attach a HANDLE to him. But it’s a shell right? He’s fine. Maybe.

“They do have nerves in their shells, so it would have been painful for them when they were drilled,” says Hopcraft.

Hopcraft says the tortoise appears to be underweight and is unable to walk without dragging its shell on the ground, while the turtle’s claws and beak are overgrown.

Marcie Moriarty, an investigator with the B.C. SPCA, called it “accessorizing to the extreme.”

“Clearly, this shows a person who has no respect for animals and no knowledge on how to care for them,” Moriarty says.

Maybe they have really bad vision and thought it was a purse? I’m not sure, but if there was ever a time for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to exist and come kick someones’ ass, this would be it.