Oct 09 2010
When I see a female like Shay Maria it kind of puts me into a tailspin. Seriously. You see a girl like that and all of a sudden your logic and reasoning skills turn to dust. Her body simply takes you to a place that isn’t natural.
For example, I’m pretty sure I’d cut off my fingers for a chance at just a few moments of alone time with Shay’s rack. Seriously man. And if she asked me to hit myself repeatedly I’d do it and not even know why. You know what I mean.
More of Shay after the jump…
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