When I see a female like Shay Maria it kind of puts me into a tailspin.   Seriously.  You see a girl like that and all of a sudden your logic and reasoning skills turn to dust.  Her body simply takes you to a place that isn’t natural.

For example, I’m pretty sure I’d cut off my fingers for a chance at just a few moments of alone time with Shay’s rack.  Seriously man.  And if she asked me to hit myself repeatedly I’d do it and not even know why.  You know what I mean.

More of Shay after the jump…