If all condoms technically perform the same function–catching ejaculated semen and conveniently storing it for later use–then why are so many varieties available?   You’ll have to read to find out.

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The Throwdown

The best alteration of a children’s book picture of the day – [The DW]

Alan Grayson hates a ton of things, loves Satan – [Ace]

The real truth about Justin Bieber – [Manofest]

When you need a celebrity “slip” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

What the hell is a Japanese Robot baby maker? – [Totally Crap]

When you get down to it, it’s all about farts – [Attuworld]

Man actually masturbates himself to death, yes – [Regretfulmorning]

I’m not gonna lie, I’m a huge fan of Lea Michele – [Celebbuzz]

Find out what turns Katy on in this video – [Askmen]

Did you know that Lady Gaga is everyone? – [Cityrag]

Kim Kardashian is busting out of her top as usual – [Don Chavez]

Who is the lucky lady of the day? – [Extramustard]

The 20 hottest celebrities in lingerie – [Heavy]

Oh my Lord Jordan Carver, why won’t she pose nude? – [Sublime Blog]

Mike Tyson likes to dance to Bobby Brown – [Flisted]

The sexy Helly Kitty headphone girl – [Cavemancircus]

One of the best KFC ads I’ve ever seen – [Icanhasinternets]

Now that is what I call revenge – [Nedhardy]