Oct 04 2010
This Friday night I was watching TV at 3 AM like I always do, and came across this commercial. After it ended, I was so convinced I had dreamt it that I had to look it up on YouTube. Well it does exist, and here it is, CougarLife.com.
It’s exactly what it sounds like, you sign up and all the women you see in the video start messaging you in hopes of riding your meat pony. OK, not the women you see in the video per se. Picture them, plus 60-150 pounds or so. Kidding, kidding, there are some lookers, but it’s hard to imagine they’re for real. It says it’s voted the “wildest dating site” on the internet, which considering the internet, should be a pretty damn high honor. Google it if you dare.
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