That’s what you get for your fun little camouflage suit.

If you thought this scene was messed up in regular motion, how about in reverse?  Jesus Christ.

She’s tall.  She’s German.  She more than likely makes a ton of money and I believe she’s doing some stuff for Victoria’s Secret.  So basically there’s everything right in the world when it comes to Hana Nitsche.

I wonder if my opinions about German women are true.  If so I’m wondering what those tall legs would be capable of in the heat of passion.  Jesus Christ I’m lonely today.

More of Hana after the jump….

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Click on the photo for more of Federica Ridolfi

Federica is one of those women I’d kind of give up my life for.   Currently she’s an Italian TV host and presenter.  Other than that I wouldn’t need to know a thing about her in order to let her take complete control of my life.

More of me taking control at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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To many of you pot smokers out there you will absolutely love this collection of photos.  I mean just looking at the weed will probably put you into a small tizzy.  However, as we keep progressing with this legalized marijuana thing, these photos might become more of the norm than in the minority.

Welcome to Medi-Cone, a cannabis factory and garden in Marin County. Medi-Cone produces marijuana cigarettes to satisfy Californians’ current medical pot demands.

Pictures after the jump….

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Oh god, I’m not even sure I should spread this news any further, lest other fat McDonald’s employees get the same idea, but this story is too ridiculous not to tell.

A Brazilian court ruled this week that McDonald’s must pay a former franchise manager $17,500 because he gained 65 pounds while working there for a dozen years.

The 32-year-old man said he felt forced to sample the food each day to ensure quality standards remained high, because McDonald’s hired “mystery clients” to randomly visit restaurants and report on the food, service and cleanliness.

The man also said the company offered free lunches to employees, adding to his caloric intake while on the job. His identity was not released.

Granted, you could have gotten the salad with apple instead of the double Big Mac, but hey, self-control isn’t a requirement to be a manager. But this is crazy, he got $17,000 for gaining 65 lbs! Do you know how many large fries that can buy? Do you think this is a fair verdict? Was McDonald’s forcing this dude to pack on the pounds?

Wow, I really posted this chick over two years ago and haven’t posted her since?  What am I insane?  I shall take a quote that I took oh so those many two years ago.

For those that don’t know Mrs. Pooth, she just turned an amazing 40 in April. Yes, she’s 40. You have to be kidding me. This German celebrity has got to be the Milfiest M.I.L.F on the planet. Yes, she has a son.

Which means that she’s now 42 and more than likely continues to remain the hottest M.I.L.F. on the planet.  Good Lord this woman is attractive.

More pics after the jump

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Look, I’m not one to make fun of poor people, but what does a fake plastic armor set cost, $12? If you can afford a vacuum and have good enough sense to keep a clean floor, you can probably spring for the armor upgrade.

And it’s not like this kid is six either, he’s definitely pushing his teens and this is the kind of photo that if it gets out into the internet, you will never get laid until college. And whoops! Here it is. Let’s hope it’s ten years old and this guy is too old to care now.

So I wouldn’t just post any old run of the mill nature video here, as I don’t normally do that sort of thing. But I came across this today and really wanted to share it as it’s the coolest thing I’ve seen in a while.

The Mimic Octopus is the world’s most inventive animal. In a variety of situations it actually transforms its shape and color to mimic other forms of sea life to protect itself. Watch and see that this is much more awesome than it initially sounds.

I just don’t think it’s possible for me to go an entire October and not at least once share some ladies in revealing costumes.  Hell Halloween is coming up in a couple days and I at least have to have some vision in my head considering my day will consist of walking my two nieces around their block.

It’s nice to know that somewhere, someone is having fun and getting to look at ladies like this.  I will be watching kids eat candy and get chocolate all over their faces.   What a world.

In the meantime here are some sexy Halloween girls….

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