There are lots of things we males do that kind of gross out the female population.  I mean we tug at our groins a lot.  We’re relatively sloppy eaters.  We fart a ton.  Leave the toilet seat up, you name it.  But these are mostly our actions as human beings.   And sometimes the same things our women don’t like, our guy friends get a kick out of.

Many of the things our guy friends get a kick out of (and we in private get a kick out of ) are more on the physical side.  Things we’ve learned to do with our bodies that are kind of fun and sometimes funny.

Here are five I think you’ll relate to…..

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Click on the photo for more of the Houston Dynamo Girls

I’ve never been a huge fan of soccer but I tell ya I’m now a major supporter of The Houston Dynamos. Well at least their cheerleaders. How the hell can you possibly concentrate on the game with these girls waiting in the wings?

Even less concentration at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Six foreign memes that put LOL cats to shame – [Cracked]

Now this is one hell of a way to promote a video game – [The DW]

When celebrities accidentally lose shirts – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

One of the sexiest Hillary Fisher pictures ever – [Regretfulmorning]

It’s having virtual weight loss in photoshop – [Attuworld]

Totally hammered drunken girl has fun in Walmart – [Totally Crap]

Celebrities caught having a bad hair day – [Manofest]

Do you have any idea how hot Helen Lindes is? – [Guyism]

Now that’s one hell of a way to order drive through – [Cityrag]

How to spot the slutty one in the group – [Cavemancircus]

Kelly Brook is being generous with her cleavage – [Celebrity Odor]

Robots with vaginas might be a bad idea – [The Smoking Jacket]

Woman strips after cabbie refuses to take her somewhere – [Flisted]

The best Paris Hilton sign I’ve ever seen – [Icanhasinternets]

Thirty really bizarre cereal commercials – [Gunaxin]

Jessica Jane Clement might be the supreme hottie – [Heyman Hustle]

Jim Henson teaches us to make a puppet – [Nedhardy]

Music video directors who made it to the big screen – [Bullz-Eye]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

I decided to lead off with these ladies in hopes that someone would step up with a story about hooking up with someone like this.  No?  Didn’t think so but I’m still keeping my fingers crossed.  Come on guys!

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The Portfolio

I’m not to much of a golfer.  It doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy the sport.  It just means that I completely suck and don’t have the time to dedicate myself to getting better at it.   Not to mention all the walking involved.  Golf is a hell of a lot more tiring than people think.

I mean that’s why they have golf carts right?  And if I’m going to be using a golf cart I might as well be traveling around in style no?

Check out these pimped golf carts….

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In today’s story to make you feel horribly bad about yourself, a guy just swam across the English Channel. Yes, you probably couldn’t do that even after training for a month, but the real kicker is that this guy had NO ARMS OR LEGS. No his name is not “Bob,” shut up.

A FRENCHMAN who lost all his limbs in an electrical accident swam across the English Channel, a challenge he’s been preparing for two years.

Philippe Croizon, 42, set off from Folkestone in southern England just before 8am (local time) and arrived on the French coast just before 9:30pm, propelled by his specially designed flipper-shaped prosthetic legs.

The father of two said he wanted to complete the dare “for myself, my family and all my fellows in misfortune who have lost their taste for life”.

Nevermind, that’s totally cheating. Flipper shaped fake legs? He might as well have just put two motors on them. Call me when you float across au natural.

Totally kidding, that’s really awesome, and congrats to the dude being all inspirational and stuff.

OK here’s the deal.  Katrina Taylor is from Australia so that’s cool enough in its own right.   But I want to talk about this for a second.  She’s listed as 5’5 and 99 lbs?  This is far and away the best breast surgery result I’ve ever seen.  Like by a mile.  I mean are you serious?

Wait until you see the rest of the pictures.  I’m guessing her boobs weigh at least 10-15 lbs which means this girl is really like 85 lbs.  You have got to be kidding me.

More of Katrina after the jump…

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I’m not sure I’ve ever posted a more self explanatory picture on the site, but I suppose I should still write something here. I was only half sure that was a girl and not some emo kid drinking, but I saw “Lacy” and figured it had to be. As for “Blue” over there, it’s really the look on his face that makes this far creepier than it needed to be. If he was smiling or laughing it would be one thing, but the fact that he really looks like he’s about to get his wish makes this downright scary.

Sometimes I think we need to take a look back at old commercials to appreciate the ones we have now. Yes, they may be annoying, but trust me, things used to be way worse.

This is definitely the case in this nine minute infomercial for Windows 95. Yes, we all used it, and there wasn’t a whole lot to complain about, but with this kind of commercial, I’m shocked anyone bought it in the first place. See how much of it you can actually get through.

As beer pong continues to gain popularity in America there’s been a rise of skillful female beer pongers out there.   Now that doesn’t mean I’m saying the females are very good at the game.  Most I’ve come across are pretty bad.  However, they are starting to learn how to make the games last a hell of a lot longer…

By distracting the opposing team (assuming that team is male or lesbian).   I tell you I know I’d have a hard time hitting shots if a girl like the one above were standing across from me.

Speaking of distractions, here are a whole bunch of beer pong girls that would mess up your game….

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