If any of you have ever been on a crazy long road trip chances are very likely you’ve had to pull over and get gas somewhere in the middle of the night.  Depending on the location, you might be in for a weird experience.  You know, like Dumb and Dumber‘s scene where Jim Carrey says “Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!”

You just never know what kind of element you’ll run across in the middle of nowhere.  Amazingly enough though, there are some people that frequent these stops more often than you think.

Here are five types of people you’ll see at a rest stop at 2AM

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Click on the photo for a Jeter flame breakdown

It’s a tough call on who might be hotter, Derek Jeter’s girl Minka Kelly or someone she reminds us all of, Entourage babe Emmanuelle Chriqui.  I guess whatever happens everyone’s a winner in that one right?  Probably.

More comparisons and great calls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

7 great foods that were created from dick moves – [Cracked]

Check out the latest top five hottie index – [Brobible]

Creepy pictures to get in Halloween mode – [Regretfulmorning]

A gallery of 25 truly beautiful celebrity women – [EgoTV]

The lady celebrities are on fire today – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The funniest urban dictionary definitions – [Manofest]

Let’s not forget how hot Camilla Belle is shall we? – [NS4W]

The awesome Muppet Mashup video of the day – [The DW]

When things go wrong at the carwash – [Attuworld]

A collection of supersized superheroes – [Izismile]

The latest in sexy celebrity candid photos – [Usemycomputer]

Let’s play the celebrity STD guessing game – [COED Magazine]

Pictures of if Superheroes were hipsters – [Ned Hardy]

We haven’t seen a Keeley Hazell video in a while – [Barstool Sports]

Penelope Cruz will always be a favorite of mine – [Holytaco]

A gallery of Brooke Burke just because – [Don Chavez]

Getting all the stuff made of meat crap out of the way – [Cityrag]

The hottest dance team videos in sports – [Bleacherreport]

Click on the photo for the lovely lady of the day

Even I who has a keen eye for spotting women I’ve never seen before can miss one here and there.  Luckily I have wonderful colleagues from far and wide to help me with my searches.  Jimmy, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

More ultimate wisdom at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

As the world gets more crowded are we always going to have room for our homes?  The answer is “of course” in our lifetimes.  But who knows what will happen in thousands of years.  For all we know we might be traveling on the road in constant movement.  But if we’re going to be doing that I would suggest doing it in style.

Motorhome Futuria was unveiled at the Caravan Salon 2010 in Dusseldorf, Germany.  It has a bathroom, a bedroom and even a roof terrace with jacuzzi. It also has many other additional luxurious feature such as a sports car garage.   Only one problem:  Futuria will cost you $840,000.

Still though,the pictures are awesome….

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Yes, this is exactly what it sounds like. A New Zealand school is in trouble after people found out they hold a contest to see which student can throw a dead possum the farthest. It’s called the Poss Toss. No, this is not Alabama.

Local mother Kim Rodgers called for the practice to be canned.

“I think we should have respect. It’s not something we should do. It’s definitely not something we should be teaching children to do,” she told the Manawatu Standard.

“If it starts out with possums, it’s soon going to be cats when children have no respect for the dead.”

Principal of Colyton School Colin Martin said the children knew where to draw the line.

“Our kids are taught by the SPCA and the Department of Conservation that these animals are pests and quite destructive … That’s how the country kids look at it,” Mr Martin said today.

Ah, so because possums are evil, you can desecrate their bodies. I guess that makes sense. That’s why we all take turns beating dead murders and rapists with baseball bats right? I’m going with “too weird to let happen” on this one.

Unfortunately for all of us I read a sad message on Jenna Heller’s modeling profile:

Unfortunately I do not plan on doing much more modeling after the end of this year.  I am still going to pursue it but other priorities have to come first. I have found myself putting in a lot of time/MONEY into it and not getting much in return.  I’ve also found that a lot of people are full of empty promises so it’s a little disappointing

I gotta say that kind of blows.  But I will say this.  Any model that’s spending a ton of money is getting duped.  One thing I’ve read about that business is that if you’re ever asked to spend money then it’s bullshit.

Jenna, I think you’re hot.  Many dudes think your hot.  And there’s an agency out there who will think so.  Keep trucking honey.

More of Jenna after the jump…..

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If you’re a die hard fan of a particular musician, here are two steps to make sure your back-sized tattoo of them won’t be even more laughable than it already is:

1) Pick a non-retarded song lyric

2) Make sure the artist remotely resembles their real life counterpart

In this case, rather than quoting the sublime brilliance that is “Lucky” this man is all about Britney’s new stuff, not to mention that she looks like a deformed Ashlee Simpson/Farrah Fawcett hybrid. Poor form.

I’m a bit rusty on my Asian characters, but I believe this is a video from China, who hasn’t quite discovered the magic of being “in tune” when singing a song, or using frequencies that don’t physically hurt most human ears.

It would be one thing if we just had to listen to it, but there’s a video to go along with it featuring a guy I can best describe as an Asian Christopher Walken who never learned how to properly tie a tie. Also, video hoes are supposed to be less manly than the lead singer, just an FYI.

Do we really have to label these pictures “Facebook” girls?  It seems to be that every Tom, Dick, and Harry on the internet takes pictures of sexy Amateur girls, plasters them up on their sites and calls it a “Facebook Girls” gallery.  How the hell do you guys know these chicks are really on Facebook?  Do you link to their profiles?  Do you know these girls?

I mean who gives a rats ass?  We know they’re hot.  We know that we don’t know them.  And the best part is that these are the types of girls that look like ones we might actually have a chance at.

So the Facebook thing?  I mean who cares?  I just know that I want to enjoy the company of every one of these females.  And that should be good enough for all of us….

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