I think I’ve come to grips with fetishes.    I mean I can accept the fact that people are into really weird stuff.  Hell I can accept that large groups of people all share a common interest that might involve pooping on one another.  Strange as it might be if there’s 100s of thousands of people into this stuff there must be a reason.  While I think it’s gross I guess I understand it.

But what I don’t understand is all the effort.  I mean to get the outfits.  To get into the right lighting and poses.  To do all this stuff just to capture an odd moment of a woman with an American Flag bubble on her head?  People get off to this stuff?

I just don’t get it.  And the crap you’ll see after the jump?  You won’t get that either.

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You wouldn’t think that travel in a vehicle that can’t exceed ten miles an hour would be all that dangerous, but it all depends where you drive it.

But it’s not just anyone dying in a freak Segway accident, it’s the head of the whole company, and though it’s sad, it is pretty noteworthy as an odd way to go.

Jimi Heselden, 62, crashed into the River Wharfe while riding the vehicle round his estate in Thorp Arch, Boston Spa, West Yorkshire, on Sunday.

He was pronounced dead at the scene. The scooter was found in the water.

Mr Heselden, who founded Leeds-based company Hesco Bastion, acquired the Segway operation in December 2009.

Yup, he drove his Segway straight off a cliff. I understand he may have believed in his project, but really, there’s no need to prove that it can go offroad, as it’s clearly best suited for mall cops.

Well here’s a little to know about Tal Berkovich.  She appeared in this month’s FHM Spain and rumor has it she appeared in some foreign Playboy  at some point.  The thought of her naked is something I’m gonna need a minute on here.  Unfortunately I have not seen evidence of this nakedness but I digress.

Tal is hot enough clothed so I’m not sweating it.  Apparently she’s from Israel and if there’s any time I have to go to temple she’d be the girl I’d want to go there with.

More of Tal after the jump….

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If this is some hot new trend in Asia, you young girls better start growing now, because to catch up with any of these girls, you’ll probably be in your thirties before you can boast similar results.

What do you even do with hair so long you literally need to keep it from dragging on the ground? It’s like The Grudge in real life where you could actually smother someone with it if you wanted to.

What exactly makes a guy dress up like a ninja and fight a whole bunch of cops? I’m not sure, but whatever he’s taking, you shouldn’t probably get within ten feet of it.

It sounds like a scenario out of a movie, but this video is exactly what it sounds like. Though in a movie, there would probably be a whole lot more martial arts move and a whole lot less teargas, but it’s still pretty entertaining anyway. I’d love to hear what the hell the story was behind this.

When you think about it Politics is already a dirty enough business.  There are scandals upon scandals and the last thing we need are hot politicians who can run the show.  Luckily in this country they are all men.  I mean Sarah Palin is pretty cute but not enough that she was able to win it for her man McCain.

However, I have to admit that if any of these ladies were on any U.S. tickets something tells me plenty of votes would go their way.  They know how to do it in Europe.

Check out these 15 hot female politicians….

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For as long as I’ve been with my wife, she’s 100% convinced that I’m going to eventually accept and want to do certain things in our lives.  I’ve said it thousands of times that I’ll never want to do such things but for whatever reason she thinks I will.  And I think that goes for most women.

While you can mold us to some extent you’re never going to get all of us to conform to your ways.   I mean I guess I can applaud the effort.  On the other hand I could complain and say “will you just accept this please?”

Let me show you what I’m talking about.  Here are four things your woman is convinced you’ll want to do but you never will……

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Click on the photo for the hottest women of period films

While the corset look and maiden outfit might be a little outdated it doesn’t mean I don’t love them.  There are times and places for this stuff and movies can sure get it right at times.  Period pieces do have their benefits.

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Twenty five perfectly timed sports photos – [Unathletic]

You know you love celebrity slips – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

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Quite possibly the cutest girl you’ll see today – [Cavemancircus]

The absolute worst rapper names in music today – [Guyism]

Megan Fox looking sexy in “the tip” commercial – [Sublime Blog]

Eight great titles for a possible Octomom porn movie – [Ego TV]

The 25 Funniest school names of all time – [Manofest]

Kristin Cavallari looking hot in Vanity Fair – [NS4W]

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Mascots engage in a delightful fight – [Flisted]

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Jesus it’s kind of hard to tell what the guy would look like in normal mode.   Is it even possible for a face to get that way?  Wow.