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This picture is proof that I can get 100% sexually aroused without having to look at nudity.  Hell I don’t even have to look at a bikini or small amounts of clothing.  This is  just pure awesomeness.  Yippee!

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Ladies and gentlemen after countless days of a layoff it’s time to bring back one of the most popular segments this site has ever seen.  It’s The Myspace Toolbox.  For those of you who don’t remember this is me poking fun at all the tools that parade around Myspace.

Today we’ll be focusing on none other than Jonny Vicious.    Jonny is Asian yet somehow seems to be under the delusion that he’s Italian and a guido.  That and it appears that crappy spelling and catch phrases might get him chicks.    You know stuff like:  “You could flush me cuz I’m the shit.”

Actually I’d rather just flush you because you’re a complete tool but to go in line with your toilet humor I’d say you’re a turd.

More pictures and commentary  of Jonny after the jump

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“I’m all about having fun! I’m interested in almost any job, big or small. I am an extremely outgoing girl with lots of creativity up my sleeve”  You know something?  I believe that about you Ms. Alexa Delao.  I really do.  Considering that Alex is only 20 and lives in San Diego why shouldn’t her life be all about fun?

Can’t you just see this girl being the happy go lucky shot girl who you tip way too generously?  Man I love little ladies like this.   She’s 5’5 110 lbs and just seems like a ball of fun.  Yay!

More of Alexa after the jump….

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Sure only two of your friends might have velociraptor masks, but that shouldn’t stop you from throwing a “come as a dinosaur” themed party, lest you miss out on awesome pictures like this. The best thing about dinosaurs is that they always look like they’re having a great time. Adding a tie helps the effect greatly.

I would hate to see how awkward it was when the triceratops showed up and all got eaten.

It’s hard to like most motorsports. Yes, racing has its die hard fans, but to most people it’s flat out boring, even if everyone is going 200 mph. It’s just a lot of cars turning left for three hours, and occasionally things are livened up with a crash, god willing.

But Gymkhana is  a very different kind of car sport in a very different environment. Rather than a sprawing track, it takes place somewhere as small as a parking lot, and as you can see, still manages to be action packed. If you don’t want to watch the whole thing, I would advise you at least stay for the Segway part.

There are plenty of motions that I love seeing women do.  Many of those motions concern some kind of bending down or stretching so that the bust is enhanced.  That or such that a butt is in my face.  You get the drift.  I mean we all know what we like and if it’s ever some kind of position that can become sexual then us men like it (which means basically anything).

So it comes as no surprise that I thoroughly enjoy watching hot girls ride bicycles.  It’s a pleasure to see legs wrapped around a piece of steel and it’s always fun when the outfit is somewhat provocative.

Here are five videos of hot girls riding bicycles…..

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I try to understand the prevalence of tattoos in this country the more I go along and it gets harder and harder considering the various types that are out there.  And in full disclosure I too have a tattoo.  I will say however, that is has an origin and it does represent something.  Not to mention the tattoos is very small and on my ankle.

By no means does that justify it nor is that the criteria one should have for getting a tattoo.  However, given that these things are permanent I do believe a little thought should be given to the design.  Too many people rush out there and get these horrible, scary, weird tattoos that frankly might look a little crappy in old age don’t you think?

Check out these freak shows….

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Click on the photo for Falcons Cheerleaders at a Music Video shoot

From what I gather it’s called the 2010 Sevendust Music Video Shoot.   This band is based in Atlanta and thank God for that because now the Falcons cheerleaders get to dress all cheerleader like and entertain us.  Yay!

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17 Counterproductive public service announcements – [Cracked]

This is by far the kick ass kid of the day – [The DW]

Awesome poster about the Irish army – [Bits and Pieces]

Oh baby!  Some celebrity “slipped” today – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

I would highly recommend checking this site out – [Totalfratmove]

Much need features for the new Twitter – [EgoTV]

A gallery of hot chicks with footballs – [Attuworld]

Lady with a baby is fighting on the bus – [Pedal to the Metal]

The most disgusting things about college – [Brobible]

70 Super Hot pictures to keep your day going – [Cavemancircus]

The best music piracy poster of all time – [Sublime Blog]

Five of the weirdest PETA campaigns – [Uproxx]

This guy is the best divorce attorney of all time – [Manofest]

Being in the NFL doesn’t excuse you from jury duty – [Withleather]

Jamie Foxx chills with his Ho’s and booze – [Cityrag]

A bunch of hilarious exam answers – [Nedhardy]

Holly Madison does her UFC Magazine shoot – [Don Chavez]

KFC uses hot chicks to sell the double down – [Nextround]

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What a wonderful way to spend your next 15-35 minutes.  The folks at Celebbuzz have taken 72 pictures of celebrity cleavage but you have to guess who the owner is.  Isn’t that a great use of your time?  I think it is.

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