It’s shame we haven’t seen Ola Jordan on Dancing with the Stars. Something tells me that show is going to have to recruit her. For those that don’t know her, Ola is a Latin dance specialist best known for her appearances on the British TV show Strictly Come Dancing.

Unfortunately she’s married to male dancer James Jordan.  However, that certainly doesn’t stop Ola from posing provocatively for us.  It’s really nice to know that a woman who is hitched can pull of a “sure you can still have sex with me” look in photos.  Yay!

More of Ola after the jump

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Click on the photo for the 10 sexiest women of 2010

Maxim has done it again folks.  They managed to find 10 girls who you’ve never heard of and who are completely ridiculously hot.  You’ve gotta hand it to these people.  It’s a job I sure wish I had.  Wait, I put up hot chicks on this site all the time.

More of my epiphanies at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The worst board game of all time – [Cracked]

Nina Senicar might be the hottest Latina in the world – [Extramustard]

31 hot chick photos that prove to be motivational – [Bustedcoverage]

Time for some celebrity “slips!” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Very funny Street Fighter Scene from a horrible movie – [Doubleviking]

Louis C.K. plus flying plus booze plus Twitter is funny – [DJ Mick]

The kindest gesture you’ll see all day – [The DW]

Nothing wrong with Playboy girls in body paint – [NS4W]

Bad habit world record attempt fail – [Pedal to the Metal]

Salma Hayek looks damned good in a leather shirt – [Usemycomputer]

By far the cutest girl you will see all day – [Cavemancircus]

Dan Lemor has that MILFy look that I really enjoy – [Sublime Blog]

The 50 ugliest sports outfits of all time – [Bleacherreport]

What beer should you drink this weekend? – [Smoking Jacket]

Girl tries a ridiculously eccentric robbery attempt – [Manofest]

Sophie Turner was at the London hotel – [Don Chavez]

A bunch of ice cream cone tattoos – [Cityrag]

This is exactly how Inception should have ended – [Linkiest]

Five keys to hooking up with incoming Freshman – [Brobible]

Demi Moore sexes it up for Twitter pics – [Flisted]

Crazy chick in a bikini does the finger song – [Regretfulmorning]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

It’s Friday.  We’re about to have a 3 day weekend.  You’re about to have one last chance at some summer asses heating up in the sun.  What are you going to do about it?  Sit here and read this crap or get out there and make an effort?  The choice is yours.

More efforts being made at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I tell ya I’m not all that into cars but I do like a cool accessory or two to go with a cool ride.  However sometimes people tend to go a little overboard.  Not just that.  They tend to be complete morons.

Now some people vandalize a car to make it look stupid.  Others?  I truly think they think that cardboard or air conditioner vents make cars look cooler.  I don’t get it.  Never will and will never understand how these people are actually human.

Check out these failed car spoilers after the jump….

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How do the Japanese escape the heat? Well it’s a way that as weird as you might expect.

To get out of the sun, which is blazing with record hotness this year over there, the Japanese are heading to haunted houses to give them a chill.

“Japanese naturally connect summer with being scared and feeling cool thanks to that,” said the Dome’s spokesman Yoshinosuke Goto.

In the past six weeks over 40,000 students, couples and company workers have flocked to the ghost house.

“It was frightening! We were so tense we broke out in a cold sweat,” said Takuya Fujita and Mai Uchino, service company workers, clinging to each other after leaving the haunted house.

“We came here because it’s very hot and we wanted feel a chill!”

Sure it has something to do with August being the month that ancestral spirits come to hang out in Japan, but it’s still kind of weird. What? Other countries think Halloween is insane and makes no sense? Well screw you!

Side note: judging by their horror movies, I bet Japanese haunted houses are TERRIFYING.

From now on when I think of the Philippines I am going to think of Angel Locsin.   Frankly I have no idea what’s she starred in and I don’t really care.  I just know that I want to see her in a “me so hoanie” moment.  Could that have been more racist?  I doubt it.

But come on.  Like I don’t love this chick?  Give me a break.  Just give me a break.  Break me off a piece of that Kit bar.

Break me off some Angel Locsin…..

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The most-arrested rapper of all time, DMX, is notorious for his frequent use of both gunfire and dog barking in his songs. It’s almost more of a trademark than his voice.

Well some time before he went to prison for the millionth time, someone snapped this awesome shot of him and his pack of pit bulls, who are clearly the coolest pack of dogs around. Those chains just look pretty damn heavy though, I have to say. Though I guess DMX is wearing one in solidarity.

What the hell did we do before the internet? For years and years, people like this would have been kept away from the public eye, forever lost to sing in their bathroom mirror rather than into their webcam.

You can’t often say that something is both hilarious and unnerving, but that’s certainly the case here. What’s your vote, is this actually a kid, or is he one of those little people who just don’t grow and look like kids? I honestly am not kidding, I can’t tell.

Is there really such a thing as the U.S. Bikini Bowling team?  It would appear that there is but it’s a shame that we’ve never seen any of this on television.  I mean what’s that all about?  I for one would be quite interested in seeing this.

Especially if we had the ladies slide cross the oily lanes and such.  But as it stands we’ll just have to settle for hot chicks holding big heavy balls and throwing them down a giant shaft of a lane.  Hahaha. See what I did there?

Bikini bowlers after the jump….

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