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Ladies and gentlemen, my friends at Maxim have done it again.  Just when I think I can come up with a good hot chick gallery these folks always one up the rest of us.  I mean I’ve posted hot college girls before but I can’t compete with these guys.  I just can’t.

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If magazines were forced to be honest – [Cracked]

Guy sets the dumbest speed record you can imagine – [Withleather]

Doctor is busted on charges of nipple sucking – [Barstool Sports]

Most awkward Eli Manning interview of all time – [Unathletic]

When you need a celebrity slip go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW ads)

The best 20 colleges to attend for one semester – [Brobible]

Holly Madison should always be in a bikini – [Guyism]

I dare you to make through this entire video – [Nedhardy]

Female comic heroes and their movie twins – [Attuworld]

The 30 greatest moments in Pedobear history – [Manofest]

Some super sexy hottie named Claudia – [Bugehoobs]

By bar the best news you’ll read all day is here – [Extramustard]

Check out the 10 worst employee training videos – [Heavy]

Sophie Turner wears a see through dress and I drool – [Heyman Hustle]

Marisa Miller’s photoshoot video is quite enjoyable – [Deadarm]

An absolutely terrible rendition of California girls – [Totally Crap]

Playboy’s hottest workout videos will get you up – [The Smoking Jacket]

Strip club appears to be blinding pilots – [Asylum]

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Thinking about seeing the new George Clooney flick, “The American”?  Save $13 and two of the most numbingly boring hours you’d spend a movie theater all year and check out the gorgeous Violante Placido.  There, now you’re good to go.

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Personally I think that NASCAR is insane enough but if you really want a thrill?  I suppose you go after the competition in MotoGP.  I would never own a motorcycle let alone race other people riding motorcycles.  I mean what the hell?  Are you kidding me?

Surprisingly enough these guys are fairly protected but let’s not kid ourselves.  Going over 100mph without a roof over your head is a little stupid if you ask me.

Check out some of these scary motorcycle falls after the jump….

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The old stereotype about prison sex is not a stereotype at all. Inmates do have sex all the time, forcibly or otherwise, and one San Francisco jail is done trying to stop it, and just wants to make it safe. Kind of like Jr. High schools all across the country. What are they doing?

Authorities have installed 16 condom machines for the jail’s 750 prisoners.

And although sex among inmates technically is illegal, the Sheriff’s Department went ahead and installed the 16 machines anyway – one for each jailhouse pod – paid for by a pair of small grants from UCSF and a Southern California nonprofit.

“It may be controversial,” Sheriff Michael Hennessey said, “but I think the larger health education message is important.”

The sex already takes place, says Kate Monico Klein, who is directing the program for the city’s Public Health Department. “If (providing condoms) saves one or two lives, it’s worth it,” she said.

This may look like waving a white flag to some, but really, I doubt this will actually promote MORE prison sex, as I doubt there are few inmates who were going, “man, I’ve always wanted to bang my bunkmate, but I was worried about getting an STD!”

I feel like the should bring back Oz just to write an episode about this.

Honestly I don’t have a clue what Advivum means.  I don’t think I’ll ever have a clue.  I just know that when you see a picture like this that you A. have to share it and B.  have to find more pictures of the girl to see if she’s actually this hot.

In this case I think we may have a winner.  No, she’s not THIS attractive but she’s pretty darned close.  Not to mention who cares?  Her body is unbelievable.  Unfortunately our woman here doesn’t do nude shots so she does not have that going for her…which is not nice.  Oh well.

More of Advivum after the jump…

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I best remember Bozo the Clown for his show where the kids played that game where they threw ping pong balls into buckets. Now that I’m older and play beer pong, I wish I could go back so I could win that game super easily. Those buckets are so big! And not that far away!

Anyway, back to this ridiculous picture, the context of which I don’t quite understand. Actually, with the way these guys are dressed, Bozo probably fits in better with them than someone wearing a t-shirt would. Though the painted white face might send the wrong message. In any case, this is one awesome photo.

I’m not sure what it is specifically about this video, but watching Bjork disassemble a TV and then nonsensically explain how it works is kind of like watching Bob Ross paint a landscape. It’s just so relaxing.

Bjork, outside of her music, is best known for wearing a Swan dress to the Oscars that one time, but I really do think she’s an underappreciated commodity. The world needs more gentle, insane people in it.

You guys know how I feel about hot girls with regard to the types of pictures they are in.  It’s my contention that there will be a hot girl niche for just about anything.  Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some weird site dedicated to sexy girls wearing gas masks or some wacky thing like that.

So it’s not surprising that there’s an entire site dedicated to hot girls doing weird stuff.  Amazingly enough it’s by the same people who bring you Icancheezburger.  So without further interruption may I present a gallery of hot girls in strange situations….

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Just the other day I went riding on a wave runner.  I must say it’s an incredible thrill.  Not only is the speed awesome but jumping waves and doing all the bumpy stuff is a hell of a lot more fun than a Sunday drive.  And it got me thinking.  Other than a roller coaster, what other kinds of stuff out there could provide the same thrill?

My guess?  Riding certain kinds of animals.  I mean if it were safe that is.  Think about how cool it would be to strap on to a prehistoric animal or a really speedy one.

Here are five animals it would be awesome to ride if it were safe….

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