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It’s the weekend folks.  No more hot weather!  No more fun outdoor events.  Looks like it’s just hardcore drinking and trying to take home chicks the conventional way.  I wish you all the best of luck and grab a couple of tushies for me will ya?  Thanks.

More opinions and rants at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Check out the fifty funniest news headlines – [Maxim]

Why it’s time to stop paying attention to Lady Gaga – [Cracked]

Things people always do when a celebrity dies – [Ego TV]

Oh baby!  Celebrity slips and more – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The most kickass cosplay picture of the week – [The DW]

The latest and greatest episode of click a chick – [Bustedcoverage]

The laziest Jack Russell terrier you’ll ever see – [Attuworld]

Now this is what you’d call a traffic jam – [DJ Mick]

Video of Sofia Vergara for Rolling Stone Magazine – [NS4W]

Five videos to keep you away from religion – [Nedhardy]

Olivia Wilde Tron Legacy poster looks cool – [Usemycomputer]

The top 15 wardrobe malfunctions in sports – [Bleacherreport]

Huge breast celebrity decides to get her cups removed – [Asylum]

Trying to flee police with $1500 strapped to balls – [Pedal to the Medal]

Learn how to tear it up on the dance floor – [Cavemancircus]

The best man takes out a wedding crasher – [Totally Crap]

Hot female celebrities wearing NFL Jerseys – [Manofest]

This might be the best movie tagline ever – [Sublime Blog]

A great guide to hating Brett Favre – [The Smoking Jacket]

Click on the photo for the WAC’s hottest fan bases

Even though Boise State has been criticized for the lack of competition in its conference, there is no doubt that the college women of the WAC can compete with the best of them.  Don’t take it from me.  Take it from Bleacher Report.  They have photo proof.

More proof of my thoughts at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

One thing that makes me kind of happy in my life is that I’m 99% sure I will never have to use a condom again.  I say 99% because in the off 1% chance I get a divorce someday (actually there’s a 51% chance, are you reading this honey? hahaha) I might actually have to try and boink some other broad and protect myself.

Man that’s never going to happen.  And even if I did get a divorce someday I’d be in my late 40s and the chances of using a condom then would probably be nil.  But that doesn’t mean I don’t like the way condom companies advertise.

Here are 10 of my favorite condom ads….

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I don’t know if God exists or not, but if it does, I think he’d probably be responsible for stories like this one. It’s a small bit of cosmic justice that these morons fully deserved.

A witness told police two people were trying to siphon gas Wednesday night in a Tacoma church parking lot. As the witness approached and startled the suspects, the fire broke out.

Police spokesman Mark Fulghum told The News Tribune both suspects, the van and a nearby vehicle caught fire. The man was able to put out his own flames and fled before police arrived.

The witness used a garden house to douse the woman. She was taken to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle and is expected to recover.

Alright, so maybe the penalty for siphoning gas really shouldn’t be that you must be set on fire, but you get the idea. Steal from a charity and the universe or Jesus himself will smite you with fire.

I also have to admire the mental capacity of someone to actually run and grab and turn on a garden hose as a woman is literally on FIRE in front of you. I’d probably just stand there and eventually yell “STOP DROP AND ROLL.”

Can someone for the love of God explain to me how in the hell I let Kacey Barnfield slip by my radar?  Is this is even possible?  Am I this bad?  I’m seriously hitting myself in the head right now.  She’s British, busty, and has actually been in movies seen by the American public.

I’m getting a little rusty here and am very upset.  She’s seriously one of the hottest chicks I’ve put on this site since Jessica Burciaga nearly three years ago.  Kacey, I’m so so sorry sweetie.  You will forever be in my heart.

More of Kacey after the jump

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Good lord woman! If you wanted a dog, you should have just gotten a dog! No need to stick your hamster in the microwave until it blows up into this monstrosity.

For the record, yes, I know what a Capybara is, I played The Amazon Trail growing up. It was far less cool than The Oregon Trailer because you just took pictures instead of shooting stuff, but it was still pretty damn fun it it’s own right. I saw a Cheetah once and it was like the best day ever.

Yes, “Precision walking” sounds like something you might fall asleep for after thirty seconds of it, but I promise if you stick around through this whole video, you’ll be at least moderately impressed.

I guess this is what they have instead of sports in Japanese high schools, in addition to classes about Gundams and Sailor Moon. What do you mean I’m stereotyping? I don’t even know what that means!

In any case, if we ever need to fight them again, we know they’ll have better military parades than us.

There are some things that happen in life that just don’t seem real.   Kind of like when you buy a $4,000 leather couch and two little kids sit on it while wearing sun tan lotion 2 weeks after it’s been delivered.  It’s these little things that make me enjoy life so much.

On a more serious note there really are things that don’t seem real in this world….like from a visual perspective.  You think to yourself “that’s not possible.”

Here are a bunch of pictures of such things…..

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Seriously do we need another reason as to why pole vaulting rules other than this picture?  Not really.  For those of you crawling under a rock for the past 5 years this is none other than Allison Stokke and clearly the most famous shot of her.  Now she’s in college and isn’t quite as cute as this but come on.  Who cares?  She will forever be known because of this photo.

And let’s not downplay the important of the pole vaulting get up.  It’s perfect for fabric riding the crack and for gratuitous photography…which I’m clearly more than happy to share.

Here are some reasons why pole vaulting kicks ass…..

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