I have to admit that this may be one of my favorite pictures of the entire month.  And who the hell is Elizabeth Nicole Schiff?  Well she’s a young, sexy, real looking little thing from Yuma, Arizona.

Actually she’s not from Arizona.  She’s from Georgia which is even better.  I would love nothing more than to go on a tractor pull with her.

More pics after the jump…

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I understand Lady Gaga did this in a music video once, but  let’s not make this a nationwide trend that every douchebag girl with a camera starts jumping on as seen above.

I will admit the effect is rather attention grabbing, but it’s also exceptionally creepy. Though I’m sure that  there are some guys who would be really into this, except that in this case they’d actually have to talk to a real life girl as well.

Don’t worry, I wouldn’t post just ANY epic skateboarding video here. And as you might expect, the epic part is in no way the skateboarding, that’s not how we roll on Uncoached.

It’s very short, so I expect you’ll be able to hold your attention span through the entire thing to see the funny part. Can someone please explain how the hell that’s done? I want to learn, but I feel like I’d end up being crushed by a truck.

Let’s face it.  Milk mustache?  Come on people!  It’s just another way for the Milk industry to lure celebrities into looking like they’re taking facials.  Or at least that’s about the closest we’ll get.  Actually no.  The use of photoshop has taken care of every pornographic fantasy we’ve ever had about celebrities.

Still though, one must admit that the “Got Milk” campaign does have its allure.  It ain’t quite like the PETA ads we see on a daily basis but I’m a fan of calcium so it works for me.

Check out some Got Milk chicks after the jump

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Yesterday marked the first Sunday football day of the season.  It was a nice day.  I’m happy to say that I won my first week of betting.  A quick word on that.  I always put a tad on games.  Just enough to keep me interested but I will never bet above 50 bucks unless I had like $5000 from some lucky occurrence.

I don’t want to get into the actual games.  Rather I’d like to focus on something most guys do.  Sunday football is kind of a sacred day for most guys but there are tons of factors that can really screw it up.

There are five that I’d like to focus on and with the addition or removal of such factors it can really make or break that Sunday football day.  Bear in mind these only apply to when you are watching in your own home…..

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Click on the photo to see what your condom choice says about you

Thankfully I haven’t had to wear a condom in quite some time but I tell ya there are certain girls out there where I really don’t think it’d make a difference.  Take the one in the above example.  I mean come on.  I’d be done before we even hit the mattress.

More things that would get me at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

Sidney Crosby is good at smashing balls – [Withleather]

One hell of a reaction from a toy pony incident – [The DW]

Wake Forest cheerleaders look delicious – [Unathletic]

Oops! I saw a celebrity upskirt again – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The latest fine edition of click a chick – [Bustedcoverage]

Check out the social experiment of the day – [Nedhardy]

Mr. T is definitely better than Chuck Norris – [Attuworld]

The twenty hottest girls to wear wife beaters – [Heavy]

A gallery tribute to National Lampoon Magazine – [EgoTV]

The hottest videos of hot chicks playing Nintendo Wii – [Manofest]

Bar Refaeli looking hot at a fashion’s night out – [Don Chavez]

A look at the hottest cheerleaders of all time – [Bleacher Report]

Can you guess whose ass this is? – [Barstool Sports]

Pictures of Cheryl Cole that make me happy – [Cityrag]

Conan announced his new show title – [Icanhasinternets]

A collection of awesome Macho Man Savage interviews – [Nextround]

Hot cars are good, hotter girls are better – [Pedal to the Medal]

When it’s time for the hottie of the day – [Extramustard]

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The fact that this woman is getting a tattoo is scary enough.   It’s the length of her fingers!  Good God am I afraid right now.

The language is NSFW guys but I had to share this.  This is amazing.

I don’t put Asian women up on the site very often.  It’s not because I’m biased or anything.  It’s just because I see what I see.  But when women like Hiromi Oshima come up on the radar I do not hesitate.

She’s an actress and a model and to me most known for a picture the featured she, Michael Bay, and Mike Tyson and some Playboy party.

OK I think that’s enough.  More of Oshima after the jump….

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