Honestly I thought Ophelie Winter was an athlete.  Turns out she’s a French singer and actress. Despite how brutal French pop music is, I still love the accent and when women sing.  It’s just sexy.  Oh and having a tremendously fake rack certainly helps Ophelie’s cause.

I mean I’ve seen fake looks in my time but Ophelie takes the cake.  And in this case?  I fully support the fakeness.  Doesn’t bother me in the least bit.

More of Winter after the jump….

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I haven’t posted a demotivational poster for a while, as the trend has kind of jumped the shark recently, but I absolutely had to laugh when I saw this one.

For those of you who don’t know, this scene was from the movie The Punisher where Kevin Nash plays a giant Russian assassin who wipes the floor with Frank Castle. But yeah, for some reason he decides to wear a “Where’s Waldo” shirt the entire time, I have no idea why.

Oh man, this is the saddest, creepiest thing I think I’ve ever seen.

There’s some awkward kid from 4chan that likes this girl who is way too good looking for him. So what to do? Make a compilation YouTube video with that “She’s so hiiiiiigh above me” song playing and ask her to be your girlfriend.

I can see how in a young high schooler’s mind, this could be a good idea, but tell ANYone about it and they would tell you HELL NO.

Reportedly the kid got totally rejected, as you might imagine. No word about a possible restraining order now.

The friend zone sucks, but react appropriately guys. Let this be a lesson to you.

That’s the thing about surfer girls man.  Or any other girl that can kick my ass at something.  It’s just very very sexy.   It’s kind of the opposite of a really hot chick that pisses me off.  She eventually will become ugly to me.  But a surfer girl?  She’s just so damned cool that no matter what she looks like she’ll become hot.

It also helps that these girls are in tremendous shape and let’s face it, have some of the best asses on the planet.  While I don’t normally do butt galleries I couldn’t pass up on this one.

Here is a great gallery of sexy surfer butts….

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Ah to live and breathe in New York City.  Actually I did it for the last seven years and now that I’m out in the suburbs I gotta say:  I don’t miss New York City all that much.  Doesn’t mean I don’t think it’s a fantastic place.  But when you’re me and you work from home it’s a little nicer to have trees around you and not hearing sirens 24/7.

I do however miss the proximity of things.  I miss the view from my old apartment.  Hell I even miss public transportation.  Actually that’s a complete lie.  I don’t miss that at all.  But if there’s one thing I do like about NYC it’s the rich history.  So much has gone on since settlers first moved that it’s hard to even begin anywhere.

Perhaps a good place to start is in pictures.  Here are 20 rare historical photos of New York City….

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Click on the photo for the Chase Sprint Cup WAG rankings

Not that anyone really cares that a big car race is coming up.  But something most people (including myself) care about is the hot chicks that will be in attendance.  And who better than the wives and girlfriends of some of the best drivers on the circuit?  Yippeeee!

More things that make me happy at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Who cares about the Ines Sainz other than she’s hot? – [Barstoolsports]

A guide for the untalented to act – [Cracked]

Oh yes.  Time for celebrity slips and you love it – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

the lovely cheerleaders of the FIBA World Championships – [Unathletic]

Being aware of the dangers of tanning beds – [Attuworld]

The biggest unpaid strip club bills of all time – [Asylum]

This is why I and every man should love Vegas – [Funtasticus]

The 25 funniest imitation product names – [Manofest]

Did you ever wonder how Family Guy came to be? – [Top Cultured]

Girls gets a big snake in the bath tub – [Regretfulmorning]

A collection of pictures of the MTV VMA awards – [Celebrity Odor]

Rosie Huntington Whiteley does Victoria’s Secret again – [Don Chavez]

Alana Rodriguez is the pick up of the day – [Flisted]

The Bacon Tuxedo kids are awesome mockers – [Cityrag]

And you thought your family photos were bad – [Nedhardy]

Adriana Lima’s hottest commercial ever – [Askmen]

The creepiest non-porn things on the internet – [Holytaco]

One of the most badass bookcases of the day – [The DW]

A magical collection of sexy fairies – [Gunaxin]

Click on the photo for some sweet bikini girls

Every site including my own is missing the summer already.  We’re all doing these “summer girl” posts (and I’ll have a great one coming up) because I like you am pissed that chicks won’t be showing skin as much.  It’s a damned shame.

More shameful things at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

An infinity edge pool (also named negative edge, zero edge, disappearing edge or vanishing edge pool) is a swimming or reflecting pool which produces a visual effect of water extending to the horizon, vanishing, or extending to “infinity”. They are often seen at fancy or exotic resorts, exclusive estates and in advertisements.

Now that we have that out of the way I can safely say that my entire life would feel a whole lot better if I happened to be inside one of these pools at the current time.

But since I can’t at least I have an awesome gallery of these pools for you guys….

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Who knew you can’t walk around in public while wearing a whipped cream bikini? If Lady Gaga can wear a dress made of meat to the VMAs, what’s so wrong with underwear made out of white cream?

A lot, apparently.

A woman wearing whipped cream and not much else has been cited for indecent exposure at a Walgreens in downtown Moorhead.

The Forum of Fargo reports that police say the 37-year-old Moorhead woman walked into the store about 5:45 p.m. Sunday wearing on a thong, pasties, a “partial” towel and whipped cream.

Police Lt. Tory Jacobson tells the newspaper the woman told police she was a “free thinker” who was trying to attract attention and encourage people to defy society’s norms.

Later the woman said she might have been “a little over the top” with her “free thinking” demonstration.

I really think it probably depends what the woman looks like, as there’s no picture provided. If Megan Fox walks into a Walgreens wearing a whipped cream bikini, no one is calling the cops. Sadly, the same is not true for Jane Walmart.