I’m not going to lie.  Having to type Jessiqa with a “q” is a little annoying.  But I can get over it knowing it’s for Jessiqa Pace.   You see Jessiqa is a year older than me which I find to be very sexy.  In case you are wondering she is 32.  Now I know the normal excitement is for younger girls bum I’m guessing Jessiqa is done with all the bullshit in life.

So it’d be refreshing to meet someone like her.  Then again I’m married and I highly doubt the wife would like that at all.  Oh well.  Not to worry.  I’m still allowed to view the pictures.

More of Pace after the jump…

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Ah man. You know, I’d really like to believe that this is just prep for a class where a bunch of Asians are going to come in and learn CPR on these dolls. That would be nice.

However, I have a hunch that the class that meets here does far more devious things, and I have to admit I’m happy that there are no more pictures to go along with this one once class actually gets into session.

I never understood the appeal of sex dolls. How the hell do you actually get turned on by something like that?

UPDATE: Wow, buried in the picture file itself is the description:

Investigator takes photos of mannequins as they reconstruct the positions of Hong Kong tourist victims who were killed in the botched bus hostage rescue operation at the Department of Justice in Manila.

Everything went better than expected!

Yeesh, just when I’m about to forget about the whole Twilight craze completely, something like this comes along and reminds me of why I should still be annoyed about it.

It’s a parody of a Ke$ha song, which I already hate, and it’s two plain looking girls professing their love to a cardboard Edward Cullen. I’m not sure whether or not to laugh or cry.

Though to be fair, there are some pretty ridiculous Star Wars inspired videos out there as well.

After a hiatus in 2009, the largest car show series in the Southern Hemisphere will made its highly anticipated return this past summer in Perth, with five national rounds culminating in the Auto Salon Final Battle held in Sydney on the 20-21 November.

But I mean, does this really matter?  No.  The fact that I’m a huge fan of Aussie women however, is a big factor in my decision to share this gallery with you.  That and I don’t think anyone else here in the U.S. has done coverage of the Auto Salon.  It’s a damned shame is it not?

Let us just enjoy these women for a moment shall we?

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Many Americans go out to eat more than once a week.  It could be an Arby’s night but that still counts.   However I’ve grown more and more wary of restaurants these days.   Don’t get me wrong.  When it’s a really nice place, I’m all for it and 100% enjoy eating out with my family.

However, for the most part I prefer to stay in.  It’s just not worth it to me anymore.  And I don’t think it’s because I’m such a pain in the ass.  I think it’s because the restaurant industry as a whole is a lot worse than you’d think.

Here are five reasons you should reconsider eating in a restaurant….

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How often in your lives have you met a “Tatiana” and wound up meeting an overweight chick with braces?  It just doesn’t happen all that much does it.  I mean if you’re going to have a name like Tatiana then you better bring it and this chick definitely delivers.

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For more than 45 years, thousands of people annually attend the Frog Jump Festival in Valley City, Ohio.  This year more than 2,000 people gathered for the event bringing 600 frogs to it.  Looks like a whole lot of fun.   But it doesn’t exactly look like the frogs were having fun.

I can’t tell what the hell is going on here.  I think there’s some kind of a bungee thingy and the people just blast off the frogs.  That can’t be enjoyable for the little guys.

Still though, it makes for awesome pictures….

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Wellll this just might be the stupidest thing I’ve read all day. You wouldn’t think a guy with a gun at a gun store would be anything to bat an eyelash about, but in Oregon, that appears not to be the case.

A passerby outside the Gun Room Inc., 5537 S.E. Foster Rd., called 9-1-1 about 6 p.m. to report that a man standing outside was holding a gun and looked “nervous and sweaty,” said Sgt. Pete Simpson, a Portland Police Bureau spokesman.

Area residents reported seeing officers surround the shop and set up a perimeter with assault rifles drawn. But police quickly realized the “suspicious” man was there to sell a gun. They left without issuing any citations, Simpson said.

“The police response was appropriate,” Simpson said. “If you thought someone was robbing a gun shop, you’re going to show up with guns.”

I guess better safe than sorry, and at least the gun shop staff and customer have a cool story to go home with. How often do see a SWAT team bursting in your front door after all?