What else can a person want in an adult star?  Personally I think Jenna Presley has got it all.   I mean there’s a reason I don’t put up porn stars every day on this site.  Some are just better than others.   Jenna has got the bust size.  Check.  She’s got a killer look like she’ll just own you.  Check.

Not to mention Jenna takes on multiple partners and accepts it in multiple locations.  Check.  All of these are necessities to me and Jenna passes all test.  Thanks Jenna for making my day much brighter.

More of Miss Presley after the jump…

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Alright, so I understand that I’m a bit on the young side, but I feel like I’ve time traveled to some decade I don’t recognize when I look at this picture.

When the hell was this? I feel like it has to be around when The Crow came out, but other than that I’m not sure. I can’t even tell who’s a male and who’s a female in this picture, and is that guy wearing a priest collar? What the..? And nice parachute pants to boot.

There is so much I don’t understand about this commercial, which I believe is actually American, though I’ve never seen it.

Why is David Hasselhoff seducing a fan? Why does this end up being a commercial for Norton AntiVirus? There’s some sort of analogy in here that I 100% do not understand, and no amount of the Hoff will ever make me buy Norton which is more like malware than any actual malware I’ve ever had with its constant nagging for updates and signups and false threats it invents to make itself seem useful.

There’s really only one reason I’d go to a car show and it sure as hell isn’t the cars.   When you talk about a place that puts ladies on display in ways they really should then car shows are a fantastic venue.  And when you’re talking about Europe?  Forget about it.  That’s where the line between stripper and model is nearly gone.

But when car shows get all classy on us?  I don’t know how to feel about it.  Personally I like the short shorts and tight tops over the “classy” dresses some of these girls wear.

However, you be the judge.  Here are some “classy” car girls….

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I fully admit that I enjoy watching The Jersey Shore.  It’s mindless entertainment of the purest sort.  The fact that these people are real is always a trip and the fact that I started doing “The Myspace Toolbox” back in 2008 and that I actually featured Pauly D is mind bending. For the record he used to go by the name “Hustler Italiano.”

And now that these kids are pseudo celebrities they’re getting the same treatment.  Like all celebrities people are always interested in their families so without further adieu, here are the parents of the Jersey Shore cast with appropriate captions…..

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Click on the photo for the most important hotties in gaming

Video games have come a long way since the days of Pong, eclipsing even Hollywood in terms of revenue.  You can thank the growing number and power of female gamers within the male-dominated industry.

More male dominated sentiment at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

All your favorite sexy celeb pics in one place – [Usemycomputer]

How to spot the bald guy in a movie – [Cracked]

The wild and crazy twitter user of the day – [The DW]

Non-American sporting events worth attending – [Unathletic]

Oops, a celebrity slipped again – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The best 50 colleges for men in 2010-2011 – [Guyism]

Is this what skate park fences are for? – [Attuworld]

The latest edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

I would sure love to work out with this chick – [Theospark]

A bunch of girls in nothing but towels – [Regretfulmorning]

Lindsay Lohan decided to smoke topless? – [NS4W]

The worst politician names of all time – [Manofest]

The top ten white trash major league pitchers – [Brobible]

Heidi Montag in her birthday suit…sort of – [Cityrag]

Eyehole painting with Adam West – [Sublime Blog]

Malin Akerman looks pretty good in Details magazine – [Don Chavez]

Leia is the newest featured model – [Bullzeye]

This is the hottest girl I’ve seen all month – [Flisted]

Click on the photo for more girls in showers

Hmm let’s see.  Chicks that are wet, wearing barely anything, and are happy.  Yay for chicks in showers!  That’s about the best thing I’ve got going in my life right now.  I have no clue what I’m talking about.    Seriously this picture has got me by the balls.

More things that have me at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

OK when you first look at this picture there’s a ton of things you can be thinking of.  All I see is a really hot chick next to a very obese fella.  Who the hell knows what can happen.

My assumption is that these girls wanted to just pose with this guy.  Or maybe vice versa.  However, what ensues is pretty damned cruel.

Check it out….

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Better know an editor time: I am adopted. Fun fact. Recently, my birthparents found me, and it turned out to be awesome. My mom used to be an international soccer player and my dad is COO of a big company. Turns out there’s a reason for why I’m so awesome. But I was very lucky, and adoption reunions can go a lot..differently than you’d expect. Richard Lorenc found that out the hard way.

Six weeks later he received a letter from the department saying it had the identity of his mother: Vivian Wheeler, now 62.

It also informed him that both his mother and his maternal grandmother had hypertrichosis, known as werewolf syndrome. Each had facial hair, even as children. The letter further stated that his mother was born a hermaphrodite, with both male and female reproductive organs.

Wheeler’s facial fuzz had appeared at birth with an inch and a half of light hair covering her cheeks and chin. She says her mother wanted a daughter, and doctors were instructed to remove the male parts.

But as it turns out, the son is a nice guy and is currently bonding with his man-mom.

Side note: Why do people want to pay to see a woman with a beard in a circus sideshow? Would they even know the real thing from a well glued on one?