Sep 30 2010
If there’s one thing I love to do in this world it’s drive on the open road. There’s just something awesome about taking a drive, enjoying the music, and getting from A to B with no hassle. Except the part about no hassle is rarely if ever true.
Driving can be a serious pain in the ass sometimes. Ranging from traffic to getting lost, we always seem to have unexpected crap arise. Speaking of annoying crap, usually the worst problems are other drivers. While I love driving, I can’t stand drivers.
And here are five that drive me up the wall…..
The Cell Phone Talker
I’ve mentioned this before and I’ll mention it again. I truly think that people that talk on cell phones in their cars deserve to be jailed immediately upon being found out. They are as dangerous if not more dangerous than most drunk drivers. I don’t even want to get into people who text while driving. I might pop a blood vessel even thinking about it.
The Guy Who Goes Up your Ass
Part of this is my fault and part of it isn’t. I tend to look out my rear view window pretty often. Nothing is more annoying than seeing a car that you know is within 3 feet of you. Part of me wants to smash on the breaks but then there’s the potential of me getting nailed. The whole thing about MPH and car lengths is never observed on the road. You know, for every 10mph that’s how many car lengths you should be behind?
The Super Slow Driver
Now I don’t like to be the guy whose up anyone’s ass but come on. When the speed limit is X and you’re going like 10 mph under it with no traffic? Let’s not kid ourselves, you’re a total douche. Pick it up will ya?
The Fast Reckless Guy
These are the guys who clearly have something to prove. They weave in and out of lanes like it’s NASCAR and are just aching to get past you. I love when I’m on the road with these people and you see how hard they work. I’ll just chill in one lane never really getting that far behind.
The In and Out of Lane Guy
These are the people who you just assume are going to crash into you if you stay next to them for a long enough amount of time. Is it so hard to stay inside your lane? Apparently it is and apparently tons of people love to swerve.
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