Sep 30 2010
Perhaps the Saddest Man on the Planet

I’m not sure what’s the most sad about this picture.
A) the fact that he is Lindsay Lohan’s #1 fan
B) the fact that he is proud of it
C) the fact that he can’t write puns for shit
D) the fact that he’s standing on a step stool because he’s short
or E) the fact that she is most definitely guilty of everything.
I could probably keep going, but I would feel too bad being mean. Don’t people like this have JOBS? Who has time to go down to a court house in favor of letting some actress no one cares about anymore skate on a drug charge?
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His name is Jake Byrd and he’s hysterical. You should look him up and watch some of his vids and then I’m sure youll post next week saying how hes the funniest guy
How are you running a pop culture website and not know who Jake Byrd is, baby?
Dude, that’s the guy that crashed the OJ press conference!
Jake Byrd. The guy is hilarious. He is on Jimmy Kimmel Live all the time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5CLfr61lD0
Personally, I think the only one who should be in Jail is the PUNK Kangaroo Court judge that keeps on harassing her!
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Yeah.. That’s Jake Byrd, he acts as a “celebrity enthusiast”, does some pretty funny stuff (interrupting interviews/press conferences).
Oh, and for the record, he’s actually fairly tall, at least has average height.
strange how this picture changes from sad to hilarious when you know the truth.