Sep 27 2010
For as long as I’ve been with my wife, she’s 100% convinced that I’m going to eventually accept and want to do certain things in our lives. I’ve said it thousands of times that I’ll never want to do such things but for whatever reason she thinks I will. And I think that goes for most women.
While you can mold us to some extent you’re never going to get all of us to conform to your ways. I mean I guess I can applaud the effort. On the other hand I could complain and say “will you just accept this please?”
Let me show you what I’m talking about. Here are four things your woman is convinced you’ll want to do but you never will……
Go Shopping Anywhere
If you’re a guy you don’t like to shop with people. Bear in mind I didn’t say shop alone. In fact I love shopping alone. It’s kind of like a race for me. I want to see how fast I can get shit done. With my wife however? No thanks. No way. No how. It’s nothing personal I just don’t have the patience for it.
“Look at Things” with Them
This is along the same lines as shopping. If my wife calls me into the bedroom to “look at something” unless it’s her naked then I’m probably not interested. It could be drapes or color patterns. Whatever the hell it is, it’s probably bad. Ladies, get over it. Your boys will never, ever want to do this stuff.
Go For a Walk
Who in the hell goes for walks? Give me a couch, a television, a remote and some chips and I’m a happy camper. Why in the hell would I want to get up from that to go take a walk? Really? Come on now. It’s just not gonna happen.
Make Extra Stops
Ever notice when you’re out with your significant other that “more” crap just gets piled on somehow? “Oh yeah I have to stop at the dry cleaners” or “Oh yeah I just realized we need to pick up X.” Why is it that when I’m alone this NEVER happens? Oh yeah, because I’m not a moron. Come on ladies. Stop dragging your crap along with us. It’s not fair.
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