There are lots of things we males do that kind of gross out the female population.  I mean we tug at our groins a lot.  We’re relatively sloppy eaters.  We fart a ton.  Leave the toilet seat up, you name it.  But these are mostly our actions as human beings.   And sometimes the same things our women don’t like, our guy friends get a kick out of.

Many of the things our guy friends get a kick out of (and we in private get a kick out of ) are more on the physical side.  Things we’ve learned to do with our bodies that are kind of fun and sometimes funny.

Here are five I think you’ll relate to…..

The ability to bring oneself to orgasm

Let’s face it.  Nearly every guy in this world got their first erection at some point but none knew what it meant or how to use it.  When that day came it was glorious.  And we all have our funny first masturbating stories.  Hell I know mine was more of a rub than a tug.  I had no clue what the hell I was doing but talk about a discovery.  That’s gotta be the best one in a male’s life.

First learning how to spit

We don’t realize how much we spit but it’s pretty awesome.  And then when you talk about getting into projectile spitting and what not?  It’s a solid ability to have if you want to be on a baseball team.

Being able to flex your pecs

Not all guys can do this but I tell ya it’s a really fun thing to have.  And it’s not so much for anyone us but merely for amusement in the mirror.  I enjoy flexing the pecs once in a while.  Not to mention little kids think it’s hilarious.

Cracking knuckles

I’m officially addicted to cracking my knuckles.  Whether or not it’s good or bad for me is probably something I’ll never know but screw it.  It feels great and personally I enjoy the sound of it…so there.

Burping on Purpose

Here’s another one that little kids are 100% amused by.  And I have to say that burping on queue has never gotten me laid.  Not once.  But it has gotten me some laughs so it’s definitely worth it.