Sep 14 2010
Who knew you can’t walk around in public while wearing a whipped cream bikini? If Lady Gaga can wear a dress made of meat to the VMAs, what’s so wrong with underwear made out of white cream?
A lot, apparently.
A woman wearing whipped cream and not much else has been cited for indecent exposure at a Walgreens in downtown Moorhead.
The Forum of Fargo reports that police say the 37-year-old Moorhead woman walked into the store about 5:45 p.m. Sunday wearing on a thong, pasties, a “partial” towel and whipped cream.
Police Lt. Tory Jacobson tells the newspaper the woman told police she was a “free thinker” who was trying to attract attention and encourage people to defy society’s norms.
Later the woman said she might have been “a little over the top” with her “free thinking” demonstration.
I really think it probably depends what the woman looks like, as there’s no picture provided. If Megan Fox walks into a Walgreens wearing a whipped cream bikini, no one is calling the cops. Sadly, the same is not true for Jane Walmart.
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