Good lord woman! If you wanted a dog, you should have just gotten a dog! No need to stick your hamster in the microwave until it blows up into this monstrosity.

For the record, yes, I know what a Capybara is, I played The Amazon Trail growing up. It was far less cool than The Oregon Trailer because you just took pictures instead of shooting stuff, but it was still pretty damn fun it it’s own right. I saw a Cheetah once and it was like the best day ever.