One thing that makes me kind of happy in my life is that I’m 99% sure I will never have to use a condom again.  I say 99% because in the off 1% chance I get a divorce someday (actually there’s a 51% chance, are you reading this honey? hahaha) I might actually have to try and boink some other broad and protect myself.

Man that’s never going to happen.  And even if I did get a divorce someday I’d be in my late 40s and the chances of using a condom then would probably be nil.  But that doesn’t mean I don’t like the way condom companies advertise.

Here are 10 of my favorite condom ads….