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Sep 08 2010

Five Types of Pissing You’ll Recognize Instantly

Published by at 7:21 am under Editorial

One would think that the intricacies of our bathroom experiences might be a little less complex but they are in fact very complicated.  I mean we have a couple of holes.  You’d think you do your business and that should cover it.

But no way.  There are thousands of things that come up in the life of going to the bathroom.  What we’re going to focus on today is pissing.  You’d think you just pee and that’s it right?  No.  There are tons of different kinds of pisses and I’ve narrowed it down to five that you’ll most certainly recognize……

The Sit Down Piss


It’s a rare piss but one that warrants a mention.  The sit down piss takes place in one’s home.  You should never ever do this anywhere but in the confines of your domicile.  It’s surprisingly comfortable and it’s my contention that you can piss “more” when in this position.  Like if you sort of have to piss it’s easier to force drops out while sitting down.

The Boner Piss


Clearly one of it not the most uncomfortable pisses ever.  You wake up in the middle of the night and have to stand in a position that can hurt the back.  Then you have to do a masterful job of judging the piss distance.  This is not cool at all.  9 out of 10 times you’re doing some sort of piss clean up job.

The Piss That Never Ends


Ever think a piss is over and then out of nowhere more spurts out and gets all over the seat?  What in the hell is that all about?  I never understood these pisses.  I mean usually you can tell when you’re done.  These guys just creep up on you.

The Stinging Piss


This usually takes place after masturbation or sex and it hurts like hell.  Sometimes it happens after you swim as well.  Something must get in that urethra and disrupt what is normally a nice relieving feeling.  I can’t stand when it stings to piss.

The Having To Piss all the Time Piss


Ever just piss droplets like 15 times in an hour?  I can’t stand that.   Usually this happens when you are nervous or have drank too much water.  It’s a terrible feeling having to piss even right after you just pissed.





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