Is there really such a thing as the U.S. Bikini Bowling team?  It would appear that there is but it’s a shame that we’ve never seen any of this on television.  I mean what’s that all about?  I for one would be quite interested in seeing this.

Especially if we had the ladies slide cross the oily lanes and such.  But as it stands we’ll just have to settle for hot chicks holding big heavy balls and throwing them down a giant shaft of a lane.  Hahaha. See what I did there?

Bikini bowlers after the jump….

Clearly I want to be throwing a strike here.  Really?  That’s the best line I could come up with?  Gutter ball?  In the hold?  Slam dunk?  Just let me die peacefully.

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