My friends are currently all about OKCupid.com, and they’ve established a rule that if you have one pic, you aren’t worth a message. Why? Because anyone can look good in one pic. ANYONE, which is correctly demonstrated here.

Also, if your lead profile pic is not a human being, you are ugly. If you have no shots of your body, you are fat. If all your pictures are you with 10,000 other people, you are needy. These are just little things you pick up along the way.

You have been warned.