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Sep 30 2010

The Local Smokeshow Leads the P.M. Portfolio

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Click on the photo for more of local hottie Angela

Introducing Angela from Seton Hall.   Talk about someone that produces smoke.  Are you kidding me?  That pink and white bikini could be my favorite bathing suit in the history of bathing suits.

More of my favorites at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Sep 30 2010

What the Hell is Up with Rio De Janeiro?

Published by under Pictures

It appears to be a wonderful place.  And you know something?  Rio De Janeiro does happen to be a beautiful place…sometimes.   What I never realized about this region of Brazil is how diverse it is.  I mean sure you have your beaches and gorgeous women.  But man it can be a horrible environment.

The odd thing about it all is how close everything is.  You could have a mansion on one block and a poverty ridden neighborhood on the next.  It’s just a weird mish mash of stuff.

To demonstrate I’ve collected some photography that encapsulates all that is Rio De Janeiro…..

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Sep 30 2010

You Know You’re Going to Hell When…

Published by under Oddly Enough

Look, I live in Michigan. I understand that we have a ridiculous unemployment rate and it’s tough to find the money you want to buy crap you don’t need, but there’s a line, and this is way way way way way over it. Read on if you dare:

A Warren woman told her 12-year-old son he had cancer, shaved his head, put opiates in his applesauce to make him ill and then held fundraisers to bilk people, Macomb County Prosecutor Eric Smith said Wednesday.

“It’s our understanding that the child actually thought he was sick,” Berlin said.

Local churches held fundraisers for the boy, officials said. One event, held at St. Thomas Church in Eastpointe, raised more than $7,000. Schnuphase allegedly accepted the donations as a check in her name.

Wowwwww. Holy crap. I guess the only way this could be worse is if the kid DID have cancer, and his mom was just pocketing all the cash, but this is pretty horrific as is.

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Sep 30 2010

She’s Uncoachable: Sherlyn Chopra Gives Bollywood a Good Name

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I have to say that in the last 5 years or so I’ve been extremely impressed with the talent that is coming out of India.  I remember when it was all about Aishwarya Rai.  Not anymore.  Not by a long shot.  My newest infatuation would have to be Sherlyn Chopra.   This chick is super sexy.  I know that sounds corny but it’s true.

Plus I like the really lame slow music on her website.  OK I confess.  It’s all about this wacky music on her website.   And yes I admit that Sherlyn is quite attractive as well.

More of Chopra after the jump…

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Sep 30 2010

Perhaps the Saddest Man on the Planet

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I’m not sure what’s the most sad about this picture.

A) the fact that he is Lindsay Lohan’s #1 fan

B) the fact that he is proud of it

C) the fact that he can’t write puns for shit

D) the fact that he’s standing on a step stool because he’s short

or E) the fact that she is most definitely guilty of everything.

I could probably keep going, but I would feel too bad being mean. Don’t people like this have JOBS? Who has time to go down to a court house in favor of letting some actress no one cares about anymore skate on a drug charge?

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Sep 30 2010

Suicidal Vegetable Japanese Anime

Published by under Video

I normally don’t post anime clips here in our WTF video segment, as most of them involve tentacles, vaginas or some combination of the two. But in this case, I feel obligated to share this one with you, which features anamorphic vegetables sacrificing themselves to make dinner.

It’s actually really, really sad until you stop and think about how crazy it is. It’s certainly going to change how I look at my next salad.

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Sep 30 2010

The Highest Quality Lingerie Shots

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

The nice thing about posting beautiful women is that you can never be faulted for posting them again and again.  I mean Lord knows I’ve gone and posted chicks wearing lingerie before.  And usually I try and find something that’s not 100% Victoria’s Secret.   They definitely set the bar on lingerie but you know, you have to give other ladies their due.

Thankfully I came across this excellent set of photos that carries the same amount of “class” and quality as a Victoria’s Secret shoot.  And that’s something to be commended for don’t you think?

Luckily for you guys I’ve shared it after the jump…..

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Sep 30 2010

The Five Most Annoying Drivers on the Road

Published by under Editorial

If there’s one thing I love to do in this world it’s drive on the open road.  There’s just something awesome about taking a drive, enjoying the music, and getting from A to B with no hassle.  Except the part about no hassle is rarely if ever true.

Driving can be a serious pain in the ass sometimes.  Ranging from traffic to getting lost, we always seem to have unexpected crap arise.  Speaking of annoying crap, usually the worst problems are other drivers.   While I love driving, I can’t stand drivers.

And here are five that drive me up the wall…..

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Sep 30 2010

Thursday’s Throwdown: Minka Kelly Pictures, How to Talk to Women, and Many Excuses

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Minka Kelly is the female star of Friday Night Lights which makes every guy want to sneak back into high school just to be around her.  And now, she landed the lead role in The Roommate, where she’s cast aside Leighton Meester who is apparently crazy.

More craziness afoot at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

How to talk to women according to the internet – [Cracked]

Top ten excuses to get out of work or class – [Brobible]

Celebrity moments that need lego playsets – [EgoTV]

When you need a celebrity fix go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Get a load of the Hans Solo theme song – [Manofest]

Bunch of things that look like female genitals – [Attuworld]

You need to get yourself covered in Shakira – [Cityrag]

Guy waiting for new liver pleads guilty to DUI – [Regretfulmorning]

India is not a good sports environment – [Withleather]

Sawing women in half to cure cancer – [Gammasquad]

If it’s even possible to make date rape funny – [Gunaxin]

Jessica Jane Clement in Loaded Magazine – [Don Chavez]

Lisa Haydon is a name you don’t want to forget – [Guyism]

Now this is customer service – [Icanhasinternets]

Pictures from the inside of Google’s offices – [Nedhardy]

Meet the ever so sexy Veronika London – [Smoking Jacket]

Adriana Lima is looking hotter every single day – [Heyman Hustle]

You do not want to miss the first picture – [Funtasticus]

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Sep 29 2010

Mindi Smith Leads the P.M. Portfolio

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Click on the photo for more of Mindi Smith

This picture might be the end of me.  Funny because I wouldn’t expect this girl to be an L.A. chick but that’s what she is.  Kind of a shame because I was hoping for one of those innocent types.  Then again with a body like that, it’s quite difficult.

More difficult ladies at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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