Something right is happening in Florida with model Jenna Renee Webb.  She has the unique privilege of being in amazing shape with the added bonus of being exceptionally good looking.  So not only could she beat the ever living shit out of me, but she could glance at me and I’d probably be at her beck and call for a lifetime.

It must be nice to be in that kind of position of power.  Unfortunately Jenna does not do nude shoots but you can always contact her about her diet as well as workout tips.  Yay!

More of Jenna after the jump….

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Want to know why it won’t work? I think the look on this kid’s face says it all. He knows he’s being punished for doing things that 90% of other high school males do as well, so he doesn’t quite seem to be taking the lesson to heart.

This is far more embarrassing for the parent as you are now A) admitting you have a kid who smokes pot and watches porn (his friends already know, and he doesn’t give a shit about what your neighbors think) and B) that you think hanging a sign around your kids neck and putting him in the yard is a good form of punishment.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqx0wRUDKDA

This is a commercial for some sort of slimming Japanese drink, and it features something that I’m sure a handful of girls around the country tried as soon as they saw it. Squeezing their stomach fat upwards so that it turns into boobs. What, crazier things have happened. Actually, no they haven’t.

But despite both being made of fat, this practice doesn’t work in real life. When I tried to force my own fat into my biceps just now, it went straight to my ass instead. God damn it.

I feel mature today.  I feel like giving back.  I feel like letting the world know that I’m a sensitive male who is aware of his feelings.  And dammit I can appreciate beauty as much as anyone.  Let’s get something straight.   I can also appreciate an incredible rack (err breasts) like anyone as well.

However as I said, today I feel like appreciating a truly gorgeous face.   The kind of face that you can look at and know that the woman could control you for the rest of your life.  At least that’s how I see it.  A great face can really mess you up man.  But oh is it worth it.

And since we see them all the time, who better than a celebrity to share with you all.  Enjoy this gallery of truly beautiful celebrity faces….

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I tell ya there’s about zero reasons I would ever want to work in a cubicle again but I will admit that working for myself can be a tad lonely at times.  If there’s one thing I somewhat miss about the office it’s wasting tons of time with other people at the office.   I miss devising ways of not working.

So thankfully right now I don’t have many excuses and actually stay productive.  And what better a way to put off doing work than messing with others in your own environment.  The office prank is a tried and true way of killing your own time and entertaining the hell out of yourself and your peers.

Here are 20 extremely successful office pranks that you’ll get a kick out of….

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Click on the photo for more of Local Smokeshow Jackie

I will take a quote from the source itself.  “Introducing Jackie from Huntington.  2 weeks from now when everyone starts moving back into their dorms guys are gonna hang posters on their walls of girls that aren’t even half as hot as Jackie here.”

More things to hang from your walls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Five reasons immortality would be worse than death – [Cracked]

Brush up on your historical sex education with Coitus – [Asylum]

Now that’s one hell of a magazine front cover – [OMG Blog]

It’s time for some celebrity slips! – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The lovely ladies of Star Wars celebration – [Maxim]

Hitting a gong with a golf ball sounds challenging – [Brobible]

Here’s a great way you can test your helmet – [Attuworld]

One of the coolest keg dispensers of all time – [The DW]

Check out the skills of the world yo yo champion – [Totally Crap]

Belinda Carlisle is having a nude birthday party? – [Cityrag]

Just a great gallery of sexy college girls – [Cavemancircus]

Twenty five funniest celebrity tweets in this era – [Manofest]

Just look at the size of Valerie Cormier’s you know – [Flisted]

Nine people with surprisingly awesome dance skills – [Nedhardy]

Six reasons why girls shouldn’t use guns – [Regretfulmorning]

Bar Refaeli in a little black bikini commercial – [Askmen]

Twenty of the hottest girls in bikinis – [Heavy]

The saddest statistic from the war – [Icanhasinternets]

Click on the photo for new pictures of Lindsay Lohan

Leave it to the folks at Maxim to make a chick in jail their cover girl for September.  Hey I got no problem with that.  Despite how moronic Lohan is it doesn’t mean I don’t think she’s attractive.  Still though, I’d rather just hate her.

Less hate, and much more love at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

There aren’t too many women out there with bodies like that of Jacqueline Kirby.  Honestly I feel that’s all I really have to say here.  I’m not in the mood nor do I have the inclination to explain myself further on these matters.

I’ve been posting sexy women every single day for like 3 years now and it’s starting to get to me.  Why in the world did I choose this profession?  Might as well get into porn so I can at least touch people.  Come on!

More of Kirby after the jump….

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This is a follow up to a story I wrote I long time ago about two idiot neo-Nazi parents who named their kids Adolf Hitler, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie. They drew attention last year when a cake shop wouldn’t write “Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” on a cake for their boy.

Welllll, as it turns out, parents this crazy aren’t allowed kids, and now the kids have been taken away from the pair for good.

A family court determined that there was insufficient evidence that the parents had abused or neglected the children, but a three-judge appeals panel, in reviewing that decision, determined that there was enough evidence not to return the children to their parents’ custody.

According to court records, both parents are unemployed.

The court found that both parents were themselves victims of childhood abuse and said that they had not “received adequate treatment for their serious psychological conditions.

Yeah, stupid Nazis, and your obvious psychological problems. I guess you can rename the girls like Joyce and Hannah, but what exactly do you transform Adolf into? Adam?