Click on the photo for the 20 hottest photos of Jennifer Aniston

I’ve never been the biggest fan of Jennifer Aniston but it doesn’t mean I don’t think she’s had her moments.  Besides, the woman has done everything to keep that body fresh and I must admit, it’s an extremely fresh body so I have no problem with her model pictures.

More sexy pictures at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Six movies heroes who actually made things worse – [Cracked]

Seven celebrity calendars I’d actually pay for – [Ego TV]

Yes, this notification was posted at a Buddhist temple – [The DW]

When it’s time for some celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

12 cars you must drive before you die – [Pedal to the Metal]

The top ten WWE divas of all time – [Cavemancircus]

Ten other words for “vagina” that woman totally hate – [Brobible]

Woman on a scooter slams into another person – [Regretfulmorning]

Gay protesters take Target by complete storm – [OMG Blog]

The sexiest workout routine I’ve ever seen – [Sublime Blog]

Seeing Star Wars as a silent movie – [Manofest]

Some girls just know they want to be wild – [Funtasticus]

Easily the weirdest and wackiest stuff of the day – [Ehowa]

Having tons of fun with censorship bars – [Cityrag]

The hottest underwear commercial of the day – [Askmen]

Thirteen really strange highs around the world – [The Smoking Jacket]

Football schools with under the radar hotties – [Bleacherreport]

Awesome social experiment of the day – [Nedhardy]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

It’s that time again.   You know, Monday.   The day you are just hoping ends because you’re still a little hungover and pissed because you didn’t hook up with chicks like this over the weekend.  But at least you have the rest of the week to think about it.

More things to think about at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Have you ever had a day where you looked at the moon and it was simply enormous?  I think that’s happened to me maybe once or twice in my entire lifetime.  But I’m talking super gigantic to the point where it just doesn’t look real?  If you have then I guess you can appreciate some of the things that take place up there.

The sky for example shows us many shapes and colors.  Sometimes those shape and colors are a little bit freaky.  Almost as if they’re out of this world.   I like these little moments that nature gives us.  Call me a sentimental dude but I enjoy funky sky pictures.

So here’s a cool gallery of 10 sky pictures that’s sure to be mysterious….

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It’s all well and good trying to teach your wife about safety, but you really do not have to shoot her to prove a point. Such is the case in (where else) America. Oh how we love our guns. And keeping them loaded. No matter what.

A 72-year-old woman was accidentally shot in the chest by her husband Sunday as the two trained for robbery scenarios, ClickOrlando.com is reporting.

Arnold Morris, 77, pulled the handgun out of his pocket during the “robbery drill” and accidentally fired it, hitting his wife, Patricia Morris, police said. The Cocoa couple has been married for 54 years.

She was airlifted to Holmes Regional Medical Center and is expected to recover.

I mean, I guess alls well that ends well, and I guess now if a real robber comes, she knows what its like to get shot so will know no fear. That’s how it works, right?

In case you are unaware of who Kristin Gustafson is, she was voted the 2009 Maxim Hometown hottie of the year.   And I couldn’t possibly think of someone more deserving than her.  Honestly her face is the kind of face that could easily ruin a man’s life.  One look from her and I truly believe it’s over.

No longer would I be able to think, breathe, or act like a normal human being.  I think the relationship would eventually end in me murdering her because I just couldn’t take it anymore.  She’s that good looking.

Pictures after the jump!

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Man, and I thought The Last Samurai was the last story about ancient Japanese warriors adapting to modern life. I didn’t realize they were still doing a hundred years later.

Fill in the blank here: If I saw a Samurai riding a motorcycle headed straight for me I’d _________. Seriously, what can you possibly put there other than “shit my pants?”

Alright, so the original title of this video on YouTube is “Tae Kwon Do girl beat off criminal in lift” but I feel like that’s very misleading and will disappoint anyone who is a fan of elevator hand jobs. Which everyone is, right?

In any case, some moron robber tries to mug this girl who is clearly wearing a martial arts robe. The result? What do you think happens? Some crazy close quarters manmuevers and the dude gets himself rocked, as expected. It’s like if you tried to rob a ninja or something.

Usually for something like this, I am saying “WTF Japan?” but now it’s “WTF Korea?” as they have one of the strangest ice cream commercials I’ve ever seen.

They’ve hired a pretty cute actress who cannot sing or dance to save her life, to sing and dance around while holding an ice cream bar. Not really sure the connection here, nor why they didn’t hire someone who could ACTUALLY sing or dance, but I suppose that makes it WTF enough for me to post it here. Mission accomplished Korea, mission accomplished.

Side note: I hate when I write articles like and people say “Don’t you mean SOUTH Korea?” Yes, of course I do moron, like Kim Jon Il even allows girls to wear shorts or look cute. All cute North Koreans are in his harem.

Oh my God!  Miss Universe 2010 is coming today.  Yippee!  Who will the winner be?  Will it be a chick who is legitimately attractive or some chick who just speaks well?  I’ll be sure to tune in for the swimsuit competition otherwise I’m quite certain I will pass on this useless event.

Hell I can flip through Maxim and find much hotter girls.  Don’t get me wrong.  I love the fact that women are still objectified in this way but do we really need this?

Can we have a Mr. All American Male contest where there are beer gut toting, ulcer having, working class stiffs that endure physical pain?  That would be fun to watch.

However, to prep for tonight here are Miss Universe girls in costumes….

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