We all know that Venice Beach is a haven for weirdness.   But can someone tell me what the hell is going on there?  And at other beaches for that matter?  I mean you’ve got your every day beach goers who are there to get some sun, play in the water, and relax for a bit  But who are these wacko locals and where are they shopping?

I really don’t get it.  Seriously I don’t.  Then again, these are definitely the people you should consult with if Halloween is nearing.  Screw buying a costume.  Pay them like 10 bucks for some of their gear.

Anyway,  here are a gallery of some wacky beach people….

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Click on the photo to view more Playboy IZOD models

What better a way to model new vintage T shirts than to get girls in their underwear?  Honestly it doesn’t get much more simple yet brilliant than that.  Yet again, Playboy thinks of the obvious and scores a huge win.

More huge winners at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Jessica is the local smokeshow of the day – [Barstoolsports]

The most horrible crimes committed by senior citizens – [Cracked]

Following hot chicks around a Texas Tailgate – [Unathletic]

When you need some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The horrific car crash of the day – [The DW]

Seven of the best mascot beat downs in movies – [Maxim]

Rachel Bilson looks amazing in a bikini – [Celebrity Odor]

The funniest moments in juxtaposition history – [Manofest]

Twenty of the worst when fat people fail pictures – [Heavy]

The twelve movies with the dirtiest mouths – [Sublime Blog]

Bethany Lays looking scorching in this green set – [Heyman Hustle]

Guy steals a bike to make his probation meeting – [Pedal to the Metal]

Remember the game Frogger?  Here it is for real – [Regretfulmorning]

Firemen ghost ride their fire engine – [Brobible]

Oh no!  It’s looks like the Macarena might be back – [OMG Blog]

Megan Fox dominates in her pair of Spandex – [Don Chavez]

This makes you want to build your own spacerocket – [Flisted]

Eva Longoria’s got some stand up boobage – [Cityrag]

Can you remember being with girls like this? – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for more of Kelly Overton

Kelly Overton is a lesser known actress who’s been in a crap ton of TV stuff, but now…She’s Christie Monteiro in the new Tekken movie.  Oh boy!  Now a bunch of little boner teens are gonna be going to the bathroom every five minutes during the film.

More interesting boner type lines at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I gotta tell you I’m pretty interested in when people can make cool sculptures out of something tiny.  Or at the same time I love when artists can do an entire painting on something as small as the tip of a nail.  You know, stuff like that.  So when I came across this interesting bunch of pictures that showed what people could do with pencils I figured I’d share it with you guys.

Isn’t that nice?  Check out these cool pencil sculptures after the jump…

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I feel like I have a very long standing relationship with Natalia Salloum.  It began back in 2007 when I owned a different website.  I remember discovering her on Myspace and writing some “desirable” stuff about her.  I just want Natalia to know that I still desire her in the same way and I’m pleased that she finally posed topless.

Other than that I’m kind of the same dude and she seems like the same sexy lady.  And what a hell of a breed of Egyptian and Cuban huh?  That’s like having a Pharoah’s Wife and a great crazy girl dancer type rolled into on.  Whee!

More of Salloum after the jump….

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You know you have family issues when all family members are arrested in the same night for substance abuse. This far fetched scenario actually happened in East Fishkill, NY recently, as hard as it may seem to believe.

Officers at a checkpoint operated between midnight and 5 a.m. Sunday stopped a vehicle after observing marijuana paraphenalia inside, police said. The vehicle was occupied by two 18-year-old boys and two 15-year-old girls, all of whom live in Hopewell Junction

Parents of all four teens were called to pick up their children, but the 46-year-old mother of one of them was observed to be intoxicated upon her arrival, police said. The 46-year-old was arrested and the teen-ager was released to another adult at the scene, police said.

Two hours later, the same child’s father, a 45-year-old Hopewell Junction resident, drove through the checkpoint and was observed to be intoxicated, police said.

At least they can all have some together time in the drunk tank? Maybe talk about some possible therapy options? Or maybe just where to get a beer after they’re released.

I can’t read uh, whatever language that is, so I’m not sure if that’s an ad or an official bus sign, but apparently whatever it is wants you to either be a woman, a lesbian, a mother or some combination of the three. Being a man or a straight woman is strict prohibited on this bus.

Doesn’t say nothing about two dudes holding hands, hence why the two guys in the back are allowed there I guess.

I’ve heard of mud wrestling.  I’ve heard of oil wrestling.  Hell I’ve seen pictures where girls wrestle with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.  But I honestly can’t say that I’m attuned to the art of Jell-O wrestling.   I can only assume this is something that Bill Cosby secretly invented in his perverted underworld of funny sweaters.

All I know is that I thoroughly enjoy this type of wrestling and I hope that it catches on to the WWE.  I mean I love the cat fighting and the pillow fighting in the wring but is Vince McMahon too proud to get a little grimy with some J-E-L-L-O?

I highly doubt it.  Enjoy these Jell-O wrestling pics….

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Rarely do you read stuff like this all that often but last month I remember reading about him in the Daily Mail.   Now it’s nice to have ambition in life but sometimes you gotta question what one’s goals are.  Then again, you have to appreciate people that do in fact accomplish these goals and in swimming fashion mind you.

He is a TV star like no other. He doesn’t surround himself with PR minders and ghastly yes-men. There are no outrageous salary demands. He doesn’t even insist on a make-up artist before his prime time performances.

Paul Yarrow — star of BBC1, ITV, Channel 4, Sky News and even the Qatar-based Al Jazeera network — has appeared on television more than 100 times this year.

Take a look…..

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