I think I’ve already gone into detail about how I’m enjoying the rise in chest size in countries like China and Japan.  But I’m also starting to come around in general.  I’m just digging these places in a big way.   And no better place is all of this women like stuff on display then at Digital Entertainment conferences like ChinaJoy.

And this year’s event was displaying that ass like it was no one’s business.  From costumes to sponsors to just flat our girls holding guns, I kind of wish I had been in China at this time.

Check out the pics after the jump….

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I’m proud to be a male.  I will always be proud to be a male.  I could not even fathom my life if I were a female and I’m pleased to say I will never have to be a woman.  And being a male carries great responsibility.  You must display some degree of toughness.  You must like sports.  You must drink beer.  You must spit occasionally, etc etc.

Blah Blah.  You don’t have to do any of these things but most typical men fit this description.   And most typical men do very stupid things.  Things that you’ll do yet find yourself doing again on occasion.

Here are four things males always regret doing but do so again and again….

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Click on the photo for more badass girls of the lingerie league

The Philadelphia Passion of the Lingerie Football League started training camp last week.   I mean that name alone warrants checking out this unbelievable collection of brave gals doesn’t it?   I’d like to think so.

More bravery that we men need at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Five white characters you see in every Tyler Perry movie – [Cracked]

A very hot uncensored mud wrestling commercial – [Askmen]

The best movie trailer you’ll see all day – [The DW]

Lies you should tell at your high school reunion – [EgoTV]

It’s time for some celebrity skin people – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Lisa Rinna in a bikini confuses some people – [Guyism]

The bikini competition of Miss Universe 2010 – [Attuworld]

A great collection of sexy boxing babes – [Funtasticus]

Who are the 20 hottest Miss Universes ever? – [Heavy]

Father pulls an awesome prank on his little girl – [Icanhasinternets]

Was the Roger Federer trick shot real or fake? – [Brobible]

Here’s what you get when “hot girl” goes into Google – [Manofest]

Sexy celebrity pictures of the day – [Celebrity Odor]

Roid rage gets nasty at bodybuilding event – [Regretfulmorning]

Why oh why are there eight dogs in bikinis? – [Cityrag]

Britney Spears is doing the hooker heels thing – [Don Chavez]

It’s gonna get a little weird in here for a bit – [Ehowa]

Click on the photo for under the radar college hotties

By far one of my favorite things to do is to discover sexy girls in places you wouldn’t expect them.  My friends at Bleacher Report discovered some sexy chick at some under the radar football schools that I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

More enjoyable stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I swear to God I’m dry heaving as I write this crap.  Ever see the movie Kids and the scene where Casper takes a tampon and soaks it in fruit punch, then puts it in his mouth?  I really can’t get that image out of my head.

Then again to try and cope with my near puke projectile onto the monitor I’m suddenly seeing a brighter side to the tampon.  It’s not all that gross if you get creative with it.

Here are some interesting things you can make with tampons….

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I’d like to thank our friends over at Smoking Jacket for this beauty.  You might be wondering why I said that Nikki makes me laugh.   Because at this point I really can’t cry much more.  It’s just sickening to me that a body this good is out there.  It really is.  Can’t I just eat ice cream and look buff?  Come on man.

P.S.  here’s a quote from Nikki.  “I’m not hard to impress. It’s the little things that mean the most.”  And by little I assume you mean all three inches right?  Ba dum ching!  I got nothing else.

More of Nikki after the jump

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I just titled this picture “uber fail” because I wasn’t quite sure how else to put it. We’ve got a seemingly normal couple on the right here (although Von Dutch? Really man?). But then you have miss Oompa Loompa front and center, who you would thing was the weirdest thing here.

Then look left. Good lord, look left.

AHHHHHH!

Wow, remind me never to park in a handicapped zone in Russia. I’m not sure if this is state sanctioned, or really what’s going on here, but apparently find yourself in a tow zone, and it’s not the tow truck that comes for you.

It’s this car devouring machine, that I didn’t even think existed, but apparently you can build a truck with a huge claw on it strong enough to pick up cars. Who new? Those aliens from Toy Story would love this thing.

I bet no one ever traps you in with a double park out there at least…

I gotta tell you I’ve never really been a fan of Miss USA or any of these pageants.  Don’t get me wrong.  I like the swimsuit competition as much as the next guy but overall I don’t think the women are all that attractive.  I know it’s supposed to be the whole package and all but let’s face it.  Who’s really watching this stuff?

I mean I’ll take a Maxim Hometown Hottie or a Playmate over any of these girls any day of the week.  Not that I don’t respect the girls or think they’re lovely, it’s just that I don’t really care.  As you’ll see below, more than half of these girls aren’t really anything special and you’ll only recognize maybe 3 names and the only reason why is because they went on to pose in Playboy or had some scandal going on.

Below are the past 20 Miss USA title holders…..

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