Yep, this is definitely one for the baby book alright. Is it a coincidence that she has blonde hair and blue eyes? I think not.

Question: How did Adolph Hitler pull off the whole Arian pride thing when he looked absolutely nothing like that?

Question #2: Why is mini-Hitler wearing an actual full-size grown-up tie?

You know those kinds of girls that are really bitchy and just crave attention?  Well I’m here to tell you that I absolutely love these girls….um, as long as they’re hot.  Sure you’d never marry them but come on.  And the ones that have racks that seems to go on until eternity who know how to use those racks for their benefit?

Well let’s just say if I was packing 12 inches I’d use it to my benefit so why can’t the ladies do the same with their assets?  Good for them dammit.  Still though, there’s something shameful about promoting your T’s for all the world to see.

Man I love shame…..

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We all get old (assuming we don’t die early) eventually.  And whether it’s our minds that go or simply what society deems as acceptable as an elderly person, we go through tons of changes.  No longer can we control our bowels as much and we certainly won’t stand for crappy service in a deli.

One thing that really takes a hit?  Our fashion sense.  Whether you like it or not you’re gonna seriously change your gear when you start to creep up on the age department.

Here are five inevitable dressing style changes that occur as you age….

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Click on the photo for why break ups suck badly

Most of us dudes react to break ups in ways that we think everything is gonna be OK.  But the truth of the matter is that they have some pretty crappy consequences.  And they are scientific in nature.  So watch out fellas.

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The Funbag

Who is the sexy lady of the day this day? – [Extramustard]

A collection of awesome athlete cribs – [Unathletic]

When it’s time to see celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Kind of cool diagram of the muppets – [The DW]

Mason Moore is a very naughty baker girl – [Regretfulmorning]

Your sexy celebrity pictures of the day – [Celebrity Odor]

The worst roommates you’ll ever have – [Attuworld]

Burgers have never been as sexy as this – [Askmen]

This is by far the worst hotel of all time – [Nedhardy]

Anna Nicole Smith and the life of a clown? – [OMG Blog]

Psycho soccer girl kicks more girls asses – [Flisted]

Just in case you missed the hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

The colossal cleavage collection:  cheerleader edition – [COED Magazine]

Things are about to get weird around here – [Ehowa]

The 23 hottest rockstar daughters – [Brobible]

Peeking into Lindsay Lohan’s first free night – [Heavy]

Lauren Elaine just might take over the world – [Heyman Hustle]

Justin Bieber completely bombs here – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for more of Tamika Chesser

There’s really not much to say about Tamika other than she very well may be the hottest Australian model on the planet.   That and good Lord look at that rack.  If you’re telling me it’s real then I really just might have to kill myself.

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The Portfolio

Another year has passed and the Boryeong Mud Festival snuck right past my net.   I was completely unaware that the event even took place but when you’ve got coverage of a mud festival it’s kind of your duty to make sure it gets posted on your site.

If only for the fact that you’ll see chicks in bikinis with mud all over them.  Then again, it just looks like good old clean fun.  And it’s tradition!

Check out pics after the jump

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OK her real name is Florencia but who care? The damned girl’s name is Floppy Tesouro. You just can’t make that stuff up.  I mean I guess you can but what the hell do I know?  What I’m aware of is the Floppy is from Argentina and she’s far from Floppy or even flopping.

Her rack is just too fake to move but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy it thoroughly.  If I had to give her a designation it would probably be “number one tushy.”  I mean that thing is severely uncoached.

Hey!  I used the word “uncoached!”  More of Floppy after the jump

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I’m honestly not sure what I can say about the ridiculousness of this picture that isn’t already expressed by looking at it. I’m sure this guy is a total master of Korean kung-fu or whatever that robe is for, but it’s probably not best to demonstrate that you’re going to use your newfound ninja powers to kidnap children and hang them upside down like a dead rabbit trophy.

To be fair, the kid seems to be loving it.

This video is short, but sweet, and features a country we almost NEVER make fun of here on the site, Canada. Sure, we’ll rip on Japan and Germany and Korea and Texas all day long, but so far our neighbors to the north have escaped discussion.

Well, as it turns out, this video is pretty damn awesome, and I can’t make fun of it at all. This guy PUNCHES A BEER CAN to open it and then chugs it. Your move, world.