Any other captions?  I just thought it was kind of appropriate.  That or “who the f*ck is this kid?  someone better pick his ass up before I toss him.”

Yeah I know it’s been a while since Inception came out and was all popular but this is for lack of a better phrase “friggin’ awesome.”  I’ve seen some recut trailers in my day but this one couldn’t be any more “accurate.”  Wow.

I swear to God looking at chicks like Katie Cleary really messes with my head man.  It’s like one look at her face and all my sense of human comprehension is completely lost.  I can’t think, sleep, act, anything.  It’s horrible.  Oh by the way in case you don’t know her…

You may recognize Katie from the hit TV show “America’s Next Top Model” Season #1. Recently, she worked on such movies as “The Break Up” and the “Lake House”, which were filmed in Chicago. Katie has also hosted such shows as: E! News Now, TV Guide

Yeah whatever man. Who cares. This chick would own me. More pics after the jump

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Well it’s Saturday.  What that exactly means is kind of a mystery to me as I haven’t been single in about 6 years.    But I’m guessing it means most of you will be drinking and dreaming of taking home chicks like this.  Good luck and may you suffer.

More things to think about at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Sophie Monk busts out the bikini in Hawaii – [Bustedcoverage]

When New York City actually sleeps – [DJ Mick]

What your Condom choice says about you – [Cracked]

When you need some celebrity slippage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Redskins cheerleaders tease us in preseason – [Unathletic]

A collection of awkward family portraits – [Attuworld]

Check out the afternoon snack of the day – [The DW]

The hottest Italian actresses in existence – [Maxim]

What college classes should you take? – [Heavy]

Dad gets pranked, I laugh – [Totally Crap]

Masturbating and watching porn while driving? – [Pedal to the Metal]

One of the hottest Cosplayers of all time – [Cavemancircus]

Is this the next Susan Boyle? – [OMG Blog]

The hottest chicks of the week – [Extramustard]

The most annoying Facebook girl ever – [Regretfulmorning]

Now this is a surfer I would sure date – [Brobible]

This is the show True Blood in 60 seconds – [Sublime Blog]

Mind-blowing examples of corporate racism – [Manofest]

Just in case you missed all the hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for more sexy old school Rachel Bilson

There have been some Rachel Bilson bikini photos surfacing on the net lately and I can’t be more pleased.  But let us never forget her sexy shoots back in her O.C. days.  If there is a celebrity I want to marry it is definitely her.

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The Portfolio

I’ve always had a thing for cool underwater pictures.  There’s just something about that world underneath us that is fascinating.  I mean sure less than two hours ago I had blatantly sexual pictures of a hot woman in a bikini and I’m sure I professed my love for her despite being married.

However, that doesn’t mean I, like most of you dude out there don’t have a sensitive side.  While I doubt that will translate into me posting tons of pictures of puppies, I will go as far as posting pictures of smiling whales.

Thank you for your time and enjoy the photos….

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It’s highly suspicious when you by large amount of chemicals in bulk, as I’ve learned from watching Breaking Bad, but there are some better cover stories you can choose from other than what this guy thought of.

The man then asked to buy chemicals to make chloroform and when the store’s owner refused, Matirniy said he was a “homemade chemist” and began talking about “September 11th” and making bombs from acid.

Based on the suspect’ ramblings, detectives believed the man’s home might contain explosives and obtained a search warrant to look for explosives at the home.

Instead of finding explosives however, they found a methamphetamine lab and evacuated neighboring homes, then called the DEA for assistance. DEA technicians arrived around 9:30 p.m., determined the home presented no immediate danger and secured the home.

This would have been the worst Breaking Bad season finale ever. He should be in jail for being a moron, not making meth. Well probably both, but you get what I mean.

I must admit that there’s definitely a shortage of hot red heads out there but Angelica Bridges certainly fits the bill.   I got one word:  Baywatch.  Yup, she was on the show.  Of course I had no idea about that.  Oh whoops.  It was Baywatch Hawaii.  My bad.

She hasn’t appeared in anything on TV since 2006 so that kind of sucks.  But at least she’s now posing naked a bit more.  So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.

More of Angelica after the jump….

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I’ve seen a lot of ridiculous made for TV products, but this one probably takes the cake for one of the most absurd.

It’s called the Cami Secret, but it’s really a Boob Apron, and it’s sole purpose is to keep prying eyes from women’s chest. What horrible minds would come up with such a device?

It features one of those awesome scenes where it’s really hard to do something really easy. In this case it’s are you sick of wearing a SHIRT with ANOTHER SHIRT UNDER IT? It must be DRIVING YOU CRAZY! Fortunately, the Boob Apron will solve all your woes. Until that comes untucked and everyone realizes, you’re wearing a ridiculous Boob Apron.