It’s an amazing world out there.   The thing some people do in order to make a profit or get rid of items that don’t need anymore is astounding.  All of it is part of the great big game we call “sales.”

And whether it’s a joke or just some morons, the ways in which these sales messages are delivered can be quite comical.  So rather than sit here and talk about it for a long while I think it’s best you just see for yourselves.

Here are a bunch of funny “for sale” signs….

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In the latest celebrity death hoax, the victim was not Justin Bieber or Eminem, rather the internet was saying Bill Cosby was dead via an e-mail virus. Upon hearing the news, Bill Cosby had this to say about his own demise.

And now ladies and gentlemen for my rebuttal:

As you well know, a dead person cannot rebuttal. Therefore, I am rebuttaling to tell you that when I heard the news I immediately began rebuttaling and went into denial. My wife has just informed me that there is no such word as rebuttaling, she says the word is rebutting. But I don’t care, because I’m alive!

Thank you.

PS. That’s another thing dead people don’t say.

He may be 73, but he’s still kicking, and still pretty funny. Here’s to hoping this news stays untrue for a long while.

When I first saw Kerry McGregor I just assumed that she was a model.  It’s not that I’m a prick or anything.  I just happened to see tons of pictures of her in a bikini.  Can you blame me?  Actually she is a model.  She’s a great model.  A stunning model.  A model that can’t be denied.

And now that we have that out of the way, let’s focus on bigger and brighter things like what I’m going to wear to bed this evening.  I’ve officially gone off the deep end.  Sorry guys.

More of Kerry after the jump….

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Can someone please tell me where this was taken, because I never, ever, ever want to go there.

Maybe I’m not up on my organized crime syndicates lately, but who the hell are these guys? I can’t think of any contingent of fat, mustachioed men who wear giant gold chains like they’re Mr. T.  Italians don’t think that’s cool any more, so who are these dudes? Some Soviet bloc country that is just now learning about early ’90s rap?

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_CSo1gOd48

I’m not posting this video because I think it’s in any way worthwhile. I’m posting it so you can help me solve the mystery of how the hell it managed to get 30 million page views.

It’s two, allegedly Israeli girls, moderately attractive at best, jumping around lip syncing to some god-awful song. At least I hope they’re lip syncing, if that was actually coming out of their mouths I’d be terrified.

It’s bad, but not like so bad that is should be internet famous for that reason. So what is it then? Why did this video get so damn popular?

As you can see in the picture above us males tend to pick up on this stuff at a very early age.  Our brains tell us that when we get a chance to see the female form in any way that gets close to nudity, that we must jump at the chance.  But we must also do so in a way that the female doesn’t necessarily pick up on it.

Though I have to admit the older I get the less I really care about concealing when I’m blatantly staring at boobs or just a very pretty face.  Perhaps one of the greatest distractions in the history of female distractions would be the bend over cleavage shot.  It’s legendary and every man is secretly hoping the nipple comes out.

While there are no appearances of nipple here, you can bet these bend over cleavage shots are worth your while….

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It’s happened to all of us.  It will happen again to all of us.  And it’s embarrassing as hell for all of us.  We’ve all been at our weakest moments in life and not only that, have been caught in the middle of these moments.   It might be the act of shooing away a fly, or caught looking awfully effeminate when in the process of cheering.

Sometimes in life we’re just being human and we are reacting to what the field gives us.  In the world of sport we react constantly to factors that surround us and sometimes when we have to react we can look pretty damned funny.

Case in point?  When we’re about to get hit in the face or actually get hit in the face with a ball.  It sucks when it happens but it’s damned funny to watch.

Proof after the jump

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About the only disadvantage I know of women who have relatively large breasts is that they can cause back pain.  Um, small price to pay for being able to control any male that has an ounce of testosterone.  But I digress.

More endowed women at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Why The Office will be screwed without Steve Carell – [Top Cultured]

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Random Hooters bikini contest pics – [Don Chavez]

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Have you ever thought to yourself that a girl might be so hot that she makes herself sweat?  I know, it’s a completely retarded notion but I felt like being corny and dumb just there.  Pretty sure I succeeded.

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