You think I could possibly go one day during or close to Shark Week without actually posting some photos?  Ever wonder what the hell you’re doing on this earth?  I mean here I am sitting at my desk scribbling out this crap and some dude is actually in the water with these bad boys taking pictures.

Then again, the chance of me dying at the hands of a flesh eating computer are pretty minimal.  At the same time I don’t exactly get a rush from Windows.   I guess it’s a matter of give and take.  Point is, sharks are 100% badass and whenever you have pictures like this you get your ass to the lab and share them.

Enjoy!…….

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We hear tales of police brutality every day, with people being tasered for no reason, but as it turns out, those tasers ARE good for something, showing bears what’s what.

The Anchorage Police Department told the public to avoid using Tasers in bear attacks unless there is an immediate risk to one’s life or property, The Anchorage Daily News reported Tuesday.

Police issued the statement Monday following the July 22 actions of Lt. Dave Parker, who used a personal Taser C2 on a black bear who got into a fish fryer near his house.

Following the shock treatment, the bear “went inverted, with feet in the air, growling and crying at the same time, flailing with his feet,” Parker told the paper a day after the incident. “He actually rolled off the porch.”

My favorite part of that is that the police department says not to use a taser in a bear attack unless there is an immediate risk to one’s life or property. Uh, I’m sorry, is there some other kind of “non-risky” bear attack I don’t know about?

Has anyone here ever heard of Genevieve Morton?  Well just in case you haven’t here is a little nice bio of the young lady…

Genevieve Morton, 23, hails from Benoni, South Africa. Her friends call her Little Miss Sunshine. She has been the face of Guess watches, and has appeared in Greece Vogue and South African Sports Illustrated.

Little Miss Sunshine eh?  You’re damned right she is.  Pictures after the jump…

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To be fair, he might not be a terrorist. In that case, meet Ahmed, the useless Iraqi police force member.

In either case, I don’t think either side has to be terribly concerned with being shot by the man, as they could give the gun to a mule and it would probably fire more accurately.

OK, just what the hell is going on here? Is this some new dance craze I don’t know about that involves the need to hump various pieces of furniture after all girls have been scared out of a room?

I get that it can be tough to attract the ladies, but there’s no need to start getting frisky with inanimate objects, and in a room full of your friends no less. God, I would have loved to have been in their high school the next day when this video hit the internet.

I’m pretty sure that from the moment I posted my first picture on the internet I never thought I’d see a fetish like this arise.  It’s not that I’m surprised or anything, it’s just that who the hell ever thinks of these things?  Granted the “O Face” has been a fantastic genre of internet viral acclaim, getting this face from a stubbed toe isn’t something I thought would enter the mainstream.

And what the hell is the mainstream?  I can only assume that when you have 15 or more pictures gathered in one place someone decided that a topic would be the norm.  So if you get turned on by girls with stubbed toes making ‘O Faces then this gallery is for you.

Oh hell, it’s hot chicks.  Who the hell cares??????  Pictures after the jump….

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I’ll never forgot one stoned night I was sitting on a balcony on the 50th floor of a fancy building here in New York City when my buddy looked over at me and said “f*ck the Pyramids, look at this!”  And you know something?  It made complete sense.  As I looked out at all the skyscrapers I couldn’t even fathom how in the hell these buildings existed, let alone functioned.

Yeah I get it with the 8 wonders of the world and all that.  I understand that some things are and were incredibly difficult to build.  But there are some things in this world that I truly think go beyond comprehension.  Things that when you think about it really seem impossible.  When you look at the stats it just doesn’t make sense that these things exist.

I’ve decided to talk about 5 that need further examination…..

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Click on the photo for more of NYC babe Angelica

I don’t know exactly what Angelica does that she’s always taking pictures in costumes next to motorcycles and whatnot but now is not the time to complain.  Amateurs don’t get much better that this.  Trust me.

More hot amateurs at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Watch where you wave that stick of meat – [Totalprosports]

Five believed dating myths science says aren’t true – [Cracked]

Nine of the weirdest Wal Mart parking lot photos – [Pedal to the Metal]

Celebrities slipping all over the place – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Seven awesome Jackie Chan fighting scenes – [Cavemancircus]

Rachel Zoe is very hot and says “literally” too much – [The DW]

Check out the all butch girl mosh pit – [Attuworld]

A wonderfully new and fresh  Chuck Norris meme – [Bits and Pieces]

Going six STD rounds of separation for celebrities – [Cityrag]

The 25 hottest women born in August – [Brobible]

These cowgirls know how to lasso your attention – [Maxim]

Irina Shayk looking all kinds of ridiculous – [Heyman Hustle]

What dad thinks when he catches you fapping – [Regretfulmorning]

This has to be the world’s worst father  – [Icanhasinternets]

The funniest newspaper retractions of all time – [Manofest]

Sophie Turner wants your attention – [Don Chavez]

Daniela Freitas shows us a good time – [Nextround]

The five best links of the day – [DipDip]

Click on the photo for more of Carmen Electra

With all the great beauties out there I have somewhat forgotten about one of my favorite ladies of them all:  Carmen Electra.  Electra is still incredibly hot and probably will be well into her 50s.  I think she’ll win out the Pamela Anderson battle don’t you?

More aging beauties at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio