Click on the photo to rank CFB by cheerleaders

It’s that time of year.  Football is starting soon.  And what better a way to rank the competition than by having accompanying pictures of sexy cheerleaders?  Works for me and I’m sure it’s working for all of you.

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She’s from London.  She’s 19.  And she’s devastatingly hot.  What’s not to love about Amy Irvine?  And just for good measure she’s appeared in Polish Men’s Health magazine.  So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.

Oh and she’s also played the lead part in five music videos, was a talking extra in “Material Girl,” and has worked on many portfolios.  Other than that I’d like to hear her speak and say the word “wanker.”

Pictures of Irvine after the jump….

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If there’s one thing I can’t stand on a human being it’s a faux hawk.  Yeah that’s right.  You know what I’m talking about.  When guys create stupid mohawks when they already have hair?  What the hell is that?  I real mohwak is when you shave the sides dammit.  If you’re gonna go through with the look then go through with it.

However on primates I don’t mind it at all because it’s not like they’re doing it on purpose.

Here are some monkeys with mohawks…

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I had to go to IMDB to figure out what the hell Jason Alexander was doing dressed up like this, and I found no answers there. Unless he’s dressing up like this for a future Curb Your Enthusiasm show, I’ve got nothing. Is it a play maybe? Where he’s playing gay George Washington?

Who is that woman with him? She looks familiar, but I can’t place her. Maybe she will help unravel this mystery, which is really going to bug me until I figure it out.

This has to be the strangest inspiring video I think I’ve ever seen. It was taken at the Sasquatch Music Festival, which sounds awesome in itself, and shows the power of one man to change the world. Or at least the concert audience around him.

At first it’s one lonely guy on a hill, dancing up a storm due to the massive amounts of drugs he’s probably just taken. Then he’s joined by another guy, and then another, and the whole thing snowballs in under three minutes into a massive dance party taking up the whole hills.

There’s a metaphor in here somewhere, but I’m too high to figure out what it is.

Well put it this way, any batch of hot girls would brighten up a party.   However, let’s just say you’re all sitting around.  It’s a regular Saturday and no one is particularly excited.  You’ve got the same old music playing.  You’ve got a keg of beer sitting there.  You have a nice buzz on but there’s nothing really different about this night.

In walks some regular looking female.  She gets up on a table and contorts herself in a way that she can shoot a bow and arrow with her looks.  Oh and not to mention she’s pretty hot.

She then shoots a harmless arrow into the ass of easiest to make fun of guy at the party.   Would that not instantly turn into an awesome occasion?

Here are more flexible girls who can transform just about anything….

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Have you ever heard a song, seen a picture, or even smelled something that reminded you of the past? It reminded you of a life you used to have?  I love when that happens.  Except of course when it reminds me of a horrible time in my life.

But given that I was a big 80s and 90s guy there are plenty of things to smile about from those eras.  There are some things that make you think to yourself “man oh man, remember that?  I can’t believe that!”

That’s the only way to describe it.  And these 15 pictures should elicit that feeling…

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Click on the photo for five widely believed dating myths (that aren’t true)

There are some universally acknowledged truths when it comes to dating. These themes are repeated on sitcoms, in romantic comedies and in your buddy Paul’s hookup stories that he totally swears are true, bro.  But it just isn’t so folks.

More woman fallacies at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Erica Cerra, the Canadian Sci-Fi Goddess – [Maxim]

Two drunk men shit on the playground, then chase kid – [Barstool Sports]

This could easily be the invention of the year – [Cityrag]

When you need a celebrity of a time – [Taxidrivemovie] (NSFW Ads)

Pictures of arguably the hottest athletes ever – [Cavemancircus]

The fifteen worst types of people in America – [Brobible]

The best way to fail at keyboard throwing – [Attuworld]

Your time lapse video of the day – [The DW]

This video will literally make you stupid – [Nedhardy]

The 30 worst baseball cards of all time – [Manofest]

Check out the human bench press world record – [Sublime Blog]

Man makes drunken promise and saves a life – [Regretfulmorning]

Kelly Kelly is wishing us a happy summer – [Don Chavez]

The ultimate zombie protection – [Icanhasinternets]

The ultra stacked Jen Borgsdorf – [Bugehoobs]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullzeye]

Photos that will make your day – [The Chive]

Katy is feeling naughty today – [Askmen]

Click on the photo for the hometown hottie semifinals

You gotta hand it to Maxim.  Wherever they are the eyes are constantly looking for new talent.  And believe you me they’ve become quite adept at finding this new talent.  I have much respect for this organization.

Women I have respect for at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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