I recently got back from a huge family trip to St. Maarten.  We were celebrating my dad’s 60th birthday so my mother planned this thing.  There were ten of us including my wife, my sister and her family, my brother and his wife, and my parents.  It was a fantastic trip and overall I’ll rate it as memorable and a positive experience.

However that doesn’t mean I would recommend a trip like this to everyone.  When you get down to it, these trips can be downright ugly at times.  So if you’re thinking, “oh boy! what a fun trip this will be!” be prepared for some shit.

Here are 5 reason why big family vacations can be bad

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OK I sort of understand how models aren’t attractive anymore.  I get that.  Designers are now looking for a unique look rather than someone who’s actually good looking.  Fine, I’ll deal with it.

But what in the hell is this?  Because this picture is actually an ad.  Like, it’s not a candid.  I just can’t accept this.  I really can’t.

There’s no other way to describe a Crissy Hilton than “it.”  She’s it man.  How do I know this?  You can just tell.  I guarantee she’s a partier.  She just has the quality that would allow her to kick ass as someone who gets paid to look good at a club in Vegas.

The body is absurd.  The attitude is fantastic.  And she just knows she’s hot.  Granted the maintenance on someone like her would be obscene I would undertake that mission.

More of Crissy after the jump

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It’s amazing that with all the technology and gadgets out there that one could just use their feet for lift off.

Click on the photo for more of Katie Montgomery

Katie Montgomery is a 19-year-old sophomore attending Indiana University studying fashion merchandising, business, and studio art.  And while she’s not doing that she’s torturing older guys like you and me.

More torture girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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It’s hard to explain this in a way that doesn’t come off as racist so I’ll just start off by saying it applies to all different countries and races.   There’s just something funny about one culture adopting another culture that is completely different.   For example you’d find it kind of funny if you saw a bunch of Americans using chopsticks at a fast food restaurant wouldn’t you?  I would.

But since I’m American it’s funnier to see other countries adopting our culture.  So forgive me if I find it funny to see a Chinese person wearing a 50 cent shirt.  And yes, the rapper 50 cent, not the cost of the shirt.

Check out these funny examples of China adopting our culture….

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I don’t know why I posted this particular title.  I think it had 100% to do with the name Jennifer Anders and zero to do with who she is.  Actually it has everything to do with this vision I have of her.  But then again when I saw this quote…

I’ve been modeling for about 2 years now and i absolutely LoVe it! I’ll do any type of shoot except fully nude

It pissed me off something fierce.  Actually it doesn’t.  She’s just trying to make it in this world.  Stop criticizing her world!  All of you suck.  Seriously.

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Is it me or was Wimbledon a complete bore this year?  I don’t know, I just didn’t feel anything watching the tournament.   I know it’s supposedly the biggest of the grand slams but I have to say that I find the U.S. Open a bit more exciting.  Maybe it’s the hard court.  Maybe it’s the fact it’s here in NY.

Or maybe there are more celebrities and sexy chicks at this tournament?  God what a horrible segue that was into tennis hotties having upskirt moments wasn’t it?  I tried and tried but just couldn’t find a legit way to go from Wimbledon to when a chick smashes a ball and it makes her skirt ride up a bit.

Oh well.  I’m sure you guys can forgive me.  Tennis upskirts after the jump

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As most of you probably remember there were a couple of incidents concerning little kids drinking beer at Major League Baseball games that drew some attention from well….everyone.  It’s a sensitive subject for all of us.  Underage drinking is one thing when you’re 15 and the parents are out of town.

It’s another when you’re 7 and your father hands you a beer to go nuts with.  I get giving a kid a sip at maybe 12 or 13 but come on guys.  What in the hell is wrong with you?

All that said, you can’t deny that seeing a little kid drink a beer isn’t at least somewhat comical.  Here are five videos of little kids drinking beer

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