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If you want a high paying job in the fast lane, you have to know how to network, go to the right school, and totally nail those IQ tests from online ads.  But as you’ll see, some of those online ads kind of suck big time.

Things that don’t suck are at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

Kelly is the latest NYC smokeshow of the day – [Barstool Sports]

Melissa decides to get very naughty in front of the camera – [Askmen]

Check out the twenty worst fast food products – [Heavy]

Turns out iPhone users have more sex than others – [Asylum]

Time for some celebrity skin showing – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Crazy old video of Wonder Woman dancing with Kiss – [Attuworld]

Yes, the sock monkey centipede, wow – [The DW]

By far the hottest chick you’ll see all day – [Theospark]

You gotta love cheerleaders of indoor football – [Unathletic]

Nine underrated Spider-man stories – [Ego TV]

Kelly Brook looks fine attending Playboy party – [Totally Crap]

Your top five best stories of the day – [Dip Dip]

Check out some eye raising celebrity plastic surgery – [Cityrag]

A collection of 30 girls making duckfaces – [Manofest]

Bar Refaeli looking quite sexy chilling on a boat – [Don Chavez]

Sofia Vergara makes housework look sexy – [Flisted]

Six things sure to piss single men off – [Regretfulmorning]

Be careful about heavy pedestrian traffic – [Icanhasinternets]

Click on the photo for more of Jennifer Nicole Lee

Jennifer Nicole Lee is an actress, model, and author. She lost 70 lbs.. repeat 70,  became a fitness guru, and now she is all over the place looking sexy. She once weighed two bills, lost the weight and became Miss Bikini America.

More impressive women at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Who of all of you loves going to the beach?  I for one have never really liked the beach.  I would go as far as to say I like swimming in the ocean but I honestly can’t stand the sand.  It’s incredibly annoying on the feet and when you get it in your hair forget about it.  It’s torture.

I’m a pool guy.  Ideally my best setting is a pool that overlooks the beach.   Then you’re in the zone.  But judging from the picture above and those you are about to see, something tells me you might not like beaches as much either.

Check out this crowded beach in China…..

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Give the last few weeks that I’ve posted a bunch of South African hotties on here, Jenna Pietersen might be the clincher in my catapulting South Africa into my top ten hottest female countries.  I mean what the hell is going on here?  Yes,I put up Jenna on this site only a month ago but seriously I think that’s too long a wait.

What I wouldn’t give of some photos of this chick partying and getting drunk.  I just want to know that she’s real and can get rowdy like the rest of us.

More pics after the jump….

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You would assume that toplessness on a beach in Italy is as commonplace as fatness on a beach in America, but as it turns out, if you’re super hot and in need of sun tan lotion, don’t think about applying it to your body in public.

Such is the case of one woman in Italy, being questioned by police after complaints about her lotioning up were filed in court.

“A patrol was stopped by a mother of two sons who was angry at a topless sunbather and the way she was applying suntan cream,” a police spokesman said.

“The patrol went and took her details and she argued, still topless, that she could so no harm in what she was doing as it was a public beach.”

And then we have the best quote ever, from her lawyer.

“’Let’s be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest.”

BAM! Case closed. Someone buy that lawyer a drink for patenting the “my client is too hot for these charges” defense.

I understand the need for Christians to make Jesus seem like a guy you’d want to hang out with, but is this really necessary? I’m alright with Jesus watching me skateboarding and healing my broken bones after I fall, but I have a hard time believing he’d be up on that ramp with me.

On second thought, it would be pretty awesome to see Christ himself do a Christ Air. Suck it Bob Burnquist! Jesus should totally be a playable character in Tony Hawk.

Annnd why are they holding hands?

Wow, this is one of the most ridiculous videos I’ve ever seen. Everyone knows the old stereotype of the New York, that the hustle and bustle creates a class of uncaring citizens who would walk by if someone was throwing a puppy against a wall without saying a word.

Well this video shows something like that, but instead of puppy injury, it shows people stealing bikes in an incredibly obvious fashion, with no one, not even the police even batting and eyelash.

I didn’t have a bike when I lived in NYC, but I can see that I wouldn’t have had it for long.

Leave it to Canada to bust out a gallery like this.   As far as I know this set is just some random set of chicks in Toronto who felt like dressing up in construction gear and being sexy.  And what’s better than a chick with a hardhat, a hammer, nylons, and heels?  The only thing we really needed were a couple of dudes to come in and “finish the job.”

But these pictures will most certainly do.  And do I mean hold me over until I can take a break and watch hardcore porn.  That’s what this site really is isn’t it?  A fluffer?

Good God is that what I’ve been reduced to?  A fluffer for all of you until you get home and can watch NSFW stuff?  Ugh.  Enjoy the pictures and using me…..

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Have you ever gone to a kid’s sporting event and wondered to yourself “man what kind of damage could I do in here?”  Like if you were at a soccer game and all of a sudden entered the game.  Do you realize how much you could dominate?

Of course in conventional society these things are taboo.   You’re not allowed to dominate a child.  But why the hell not?  I tell ya it’d do wonders for my self esteem.

Here are five things I’ve love to do to a kid at full strength…..

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