Click on the photo to see if Bootycalls are good for society

Honestly I don’t have a clue.  It’s been so friggin’ long since I’ve had a booty call that I’m pretty sure I don’t know what it is.  Is it anal sex with a stranger at 3 in the afternoon?  That’s what it should be.

More deep wishes of mine at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Check out all the sexy tails from this week – [Extramustard]

You can never get enough of the Sol Cheerleaders – [Unathletic]

Kind of like Mydrunktexts but a little bit better – [My High Night]

One of the best Click-A-Chick’s of all time – [Bustedcoverage]

Scientific reasons why break up suck more than you think – [Cracked]

Girl tries to stop a scooter with her face – [Totally Crap]

The best ways to bail your buddies out of jail – [Asylum]

It’s the 2010 boobs on bikes parade! – [DJ Mick]

Awesome deleted scene from Natural Born Killers – [Attuworld]

The Alt-Movie poster of the day – [The DW]

Your daily dose of celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Wait a second.  A water bottle jet pack fail?  Impossible! – [Doubleviking]

The latest sexy celebrity pictures – [Usemycomputer]

Who are the hottest women with tattoos? – [Maxim]

The Romantics trailer isn’t that bad – [Heavy]

In case you missed all the crazy cleavage on Thursday – [Funtasticus]

I would love for Amy Prause to wash my car – [Sublime Blog]

Twelve personalities at every fantasy football draft – [Manofest]

Now this is exactly how NOT to put on clothing – [Ned Hardy]

A roller blader decides to make out with curb – [Regretfulmorning]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Yeah like it really matters that there’s this horrible glare in the mirror.  You get the picture.  Oh you definitely get the picture.  And whether or not you’ll sack up and try to actually get these girls is another matter entirely.

More amateur attempts at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

My idea of an adrenaline rush is driving an extra 20 minutes to eat at a restaurant I’ve heard good stories about.  For others?  Well let’s just say they do things a tad more risky.  What would compel a person to set up a unicycle at the edge of a cliff, balance yourself, and then take a photo is an absolute mystery to me.

But then again the pictures are amazing.  You couldn’t pay me enough money to do that kind of a thing.  I’d certainly sit naked at the edge of a cliff though as long as I didn’t have to balance myself by my penis.

Check out these insane cliff balancing idiots…..

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Unfortunately for us we don’t have a dedicated page to Taciane Ribeiro but I can tell you my colleagues at Guyism turned me on to this Brazilian flame.  Yet another girl from that country that could do a serious number on me (and all of us).

I don’t have much in the way of a bio on Taciane but I’ll take a quote from someone who left a comment:  “she barely wears a shirt better than anyone I know.” Works for me!

More pics of Ribeiro after the jump…..

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If you get insanely rich, you are allowed to do insane things, like offer someone a hundred grand to get naked in front of Obama and film it for your prank website. Yes, this is happening.

Billionaire Alki David, who is worth 1.2 billion pounds ($1.9 billion) and comes in at number 45 of the Sunday Times’ rich list in the UK, is offering cash for daredevils to upload stunts onto a Web site called Battlecam to encourage them to film and upload stunts.

“We started doing dares and it has become more and more outlandish as every day goes by,” David, who has paid out 166,000 pounds over the last 3 months to pranksters from across the world, told the Metro newspaper in London. “It is great fun and entertainment.”

David is now offering $100,000 to anyone who is prepared to get naked in front of President Barack Obama with “Battlecam” written on their chest while shouting “Battlecam.”

Yes, you probably will have a 90% chance of getting shot by Secret Service while attempting this, but hey, $100K is a lot of cash, and you’d probably just get sent to Guantanamo Bay for a week. You can handle that, right?

Look, I know you guys are excited to be having your first kid, and yes, it probably is pretty close to Halloween, but that’s certainly no reason to do this, and even less of a reason to take pictures of it for mass distribution on the internet.

I would laugh if somehow this sparked some sort of Halloween curse and the baby popped out as a Gremlin.

Alright, so I know we’re trying to nation build over in the Middle East, but outside of roads and running water and stuff, we really need to work on their singing.

Seriously, watch this video. No wonder everyone is depressed over there, if this is the kind of music they have to listen to. Just wait until the guy starts screaming.

As the saying goes, “two is better than one.”  But what the saying doesn’t cover is that the “two” better be something good.  I don’t want twice as much dog shit on my lawn just like I wouldn’t want twice as much diarrhea after eating a bad meal.  However when it comes to sexy girls?  Yeah, sure I’ll take two.

And since most sites (including this one) tend to post galleries of famous sets of twins, I went on a little hike to find girls you might not recognize that are certainly worthy of a threesome.

Here is a nice collection and cute and sexy twins you might not know…

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Just the other day I was sitting in my house and I recall hearing my wife scream out something from the bathroom while she was clearly sitting on the toilet.  Is it me or is it funny when people are talking from the bathroom while the door is closed?

I think it’s the fact you know they’re possibly taking a dump yet talking about normal things.  It’s like if you saw someone naked on the subway and were carrying on a normal conversation with them.

In any event it got me thinking about Youtube and the Sittin’ on tha Toilet video.  I wanted to see what you, the viewers felt were the best toilet videos.

Here are the top seven…..

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