Wow, this is without a doubt, the ballsiest, and subsequently stupidest thief I believe I’ve ever read about before. Yes, he sold stolen goods at a garage sale, but how did he do it? That’s the crazy part.

Police have arrested a man they say held an impromptu garage sale in June. But everything he sold didn’t belong to him.

Police said a 26-year-old man broke into a home on London Road in Sarnia on June 17, opened up the garage, and held a garage sale over several hours.

Police said the man sold approximately $40,000 worth of property as neighbours on the city street looked on.

Oh man, he broke into someone else’s house, opened up their garage and started selling THEIR OWN STUFF? Good lord, you win the thief award of the year man. I mean, granted he got caught because surely a neighbor pointed out that he DIDN’T LIVE THERE, but good effort nonetheless man.

You know, I’m have tempted to laugh at this guy, but judging by the crowd around him, I’m more than willing to be he got laid after (or during the concert) with that outfit. I mean, do you see how far out it extends in front? What lady wouldn’t love that?

Now taking bets on which concert this was at. I’m really hoping Taylor Swift, but I’m guessing security would have thrown him out if that was the case.

Did you think Parkour was invented last year by Michael Scott? Well no, you’re wrong. As it turns out, the sport of freerunning has been around for decades, as proven by the tape which shows young rapscallions climbing and jumping off things way back in 1930.

A few of these have to be movie stunts, but even still, special effects weren’t invented back then, so it’s all pretty hardcore.

Here’s what I don’t understand, how do you practice parkour? Like if you screw up, you die. It’s that easy.

I haven’t done one of these types of articles in a long time.  I think it’s because I’m pretty dead set on Greece and Italy being host to the hottest women in the entire world and every other country comes in a distant second and beyond.  However, what the hell is going on in Lebanon?  First we have a Miss USA that is Lebanese.

Now I’m discovering all these pop stars that come from there.  And let’s not forget about Morocco.  Don’t get me wrong.  I still think no one hold a candle to the Italians but it’s always fun discovering hotties in new regions of the world.

Here are 15 very hot famous Arab women….

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If you’re a heterosexual male this stuff starts happening at a very early age.  Seriously I will never forget the first time I peeked down a girl’s shirt.  It was on a camp bus.  I couldn’t have been more than 6 and she was like 12.  Granted the girl had nothing up top but there was no bra and there was a clear visual path.

It almost weirded me out when I saw a nipple.  But as one gets older they begin to appreciate the region more and they begin to hone in on their staring skills so as not to alert the females that they are in fact staring.

However, like anything, we tend to slip up from time to time.  And unfortunately those slip ups can get captured on camera.   Well maybe it’s fortunate because here’s a great gallery of men “caught staring.”

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Click on the photo for more hot WAGs of the English premiere league

Some day there’s gonna be another acronym out there and the term WAG might not be as favorable as it is today.  However, I can’t complain about it’s usage and I’m damned glad people are embracing it and separating WAGs into even smaller categories than ever.

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Click on the photo for more of Jarah Mariano

She’s of Hawaiian, Chinese, and Korean descent, and has modeled for Armani, Abercrombie, and Victoria’s Secret.  So basically she’s a big deal.  Actually she’s a normal deal but those little gold dots on her bikini help a bit.

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Just the other day I was watching that movie Grizzly Man and by far one of the coolest scenes was when two Grizzlies went at it over a female. There’s something incredible about watching two beasts of that size duke it out.  I think it’s the fact that if you were hit with one of their blows you’d probably die instantly.

It’s an amazing thing to see nature at its core.  Which is why whenever you can capture two huge animals fighting it’s always worth sharing with your audience.   Take these two tigers for example.  They got into a little scuffle over a pool.

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See what you can gather out of this statement from Krystal Webb.

My name is Krystal I am 25 years old, live in Birmingham, and am part asian/english. I have a BA degree in education and dance which I believe helps my modelling career. I decided to become a full time glamour model in March 2009 but I have previously worked as a dancer at Spearmint Rhinos, a ballet and modern dance teacher,and a stage presenter for a UK based music industry company.

Me?  All I know is that she worked at Spearmint Rhinos and I’m damned pissed that I wasn’t there at the time.  I can’t imagine being able to get a lap dance from this chick.  Plus she’s English!

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