Bad things happening to people who win the lottery really isn’t a huge shocker, but it turns out it can even happen to the son  of a lottery winner to, squandering his share of the pie away and getting arrested in the process.

Cops found a vast haul of drugs including LSD, ecstasy, cannabis, ketamine and diazepam, as well as bundles of cash, when they raided Christopher Graham’s home.

He said: “People offer me drugs and I buy them, I buy cheap. I don’t sell them, they build up and build up and end up in boxes, there’s shedloads of drugs.

“It seems like a bargain at the time then it builds up and becomes a problem.

“Throughout my life it has been Star Wars figures, cigarette papers, flyers for dance events, comics or records.”

Ohhh, he had a ton of drugs because he was COLLECTING them, well why didn’t you say so? I mean, if people are offering drugs to them, he’s obligated to buy them, right? Anyone want to volunteer to be this guy’s lawyer?

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I was giving these guys the benefit of the doubt, and was thinking maybe this was taken during a particularly epic game of tug-of-war. Then I looked all the way to the left, and saw that there was no rope, making this one of the gayest pictures I’ve posted on the site.

I don’t mean that in a deragatory way at all, but literally, I can’t envision too many other scenarios more gay than this one. They’re two steps away from a literal elephant walk here.

How did no Asians ever think of this until now? For years, black people have been the coolest minority, with the ability to saw “What’s up my nigga” in a way that us white guys can’t come close to. But now, the Asians are emerging as a new challenger with “What’s up my ninja.”

This video demonstrates all the various ways that the new term can be used. I even think white people are allowed to use it, just because it’s super awesome and has no associations with past racial injustices. You couldn’t round up and harass and kill ninjas, they would be having none of that and you would find yourself with a pair of Sai’s through your racist brain.

Watch the video and please start using this in day-to-day conversation with Asians.

Let me tell you what I don’t understand about advertising and what I will never understand.  Some websites post hot chicks right?  They also post “men’s” content as in stuff about sports, style, etc etc.  These sites never post nudity.  Then you got sites and magazines like Playboy, GQ, even Maxim or FHM that center around hot chicks.

The sites from the former will NEVER get good advertising and yet the sites in the latter will attract the likes of Harley, alcohol brands, you name it.  SUre they might be bigger than the former sites but still, I will never understand this.

That said, I’m still glad GQ can get away with posting extremely sexual pictures.  My theory is that since I’m sharing them I’m entitled to some of their advertising.  Good strategy right?

Here are 15 super sexy fashion photos from GQ

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When you think about it, you and your tushy have been through a lot together.  From crapping your pants as a baby to holding it in as an adult I think we take for granted our relationships with our behinds.

That’s why you have to treat them with care.  Rub them.  Wash them.  Hell even sing to them if you got to.  But no matter how well you treat your butts, there will always be moments when they scare you.

Here are five that I think are horrible….

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Click on the photo to see more of DJ Astrea’s video shoot

I would say it’s quite difficult to dispute the notion that this woman here isn’t the hottest DJ in the world.   I don’t care if she puts one record on top of another and stinks up the club.  I’d want her spinning my Bar Mitzvah, that’s for sure.

More sexy spinners at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Six weird search queries answered by a lunatic – [Cracked]

One of the sexiest golf pictures I’ve seen in a while – [Extramustard]

Over 50% of woman would rather be skinny than have sex – [Asylum]

Guy exposes himself and tries to seal soda truck – [Pedal to the Metal]

When you need a little celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The bustiest glamour British models out there – [Manofest]

The Star Wars song and dance of the day – [The DW]

Playing Eye of the Tiger on the iPad – [Attuworld]

A bunch of sexy girls giving the finger – [Regretfulmorning]

Sports stars who deserve their own reality show – [Guyism]

A big giant thank you to record executives – [Icanhasinternets]

A baby horse plays with a ball – [Cityrag]

Shelia Ferrari can ride me home any day – [Flisted]

Nicole Scherzinger spent time in a bikini – [Don Chavez]

If Star Wars were a silent film – [Nedhardy]

Top ten best selling singles of all time – [Topcultured]

Jenny McCarthy still looks good – [Heyman Hustle]

Click on the photo for more of the Sol Cheerleaders

I’m not a huge beer drinker. Yeah I’ll say it. And yes I’ll admit that.   Truth be told I just don’t like the taste. But I tell ya once in a blue moon a good Mexican beer does in fact hit the spot.  Or rather a Mexican beer cheerleader hits the spot

More spot hitters at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Over the last decade or so it seems that Party Buses are getting more and more popular.  Don’t get me wrong, Limos are still awesome but some of these buses have some serious luxury going on.

I mean if I could go on a cross country road trip with like five of my best friends I’m pretty damned sure this is exactly how I’d want to do it.  Now that’d be a movie worth filming.

Check out the ultimate party bus after the jump….

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She looks so sweet doesn’t she?  Too bad I can’t even link to anything that involves this chick.  Actually here’s her IMDB profile.  Check out some of those titles!   Personally I think my favorite is Pantyhose Sensations.

I’m normally not a huge fan of the innocent look but Aubrey pulls it off quite nicely.   I mean you could easily spot this girl in a bar, think she’s a virgin or something and be in for the night of your life.  Then again with my puny wee wee I’d be no match.

Oh well.  Pictures after the jump…

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