Yet again, we have more proof that working for National Geographic as a photographer is one of the coolest jobs in the entire world.

Following the guideline her life depends on, a diver threads the needle through a stalagmite forest in Dan’s Cave on Abaco Island. A single, misplaced fin kick can shatter mineral formations tens of thousands of years old.

The blue holes of the Bahamas yield a scientific trove that may even shed light on life beyond Earth.  If only they weren’t so dangerous to explore.  Oh well.

Pics after the jump….

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Every time I drive by one of those guys holding a sign, I just think to myself, how must it feel to have a job that a piece of wood could otherwise do? Granted, those guys are there because it’s not legal to plant signs in the ground on those corners, but it is legal to hire a high school dropout to stand there and hold it.

That being said, I’ve never seen a sign guy quite like this one, who possesses a love for his job that far supersedes mine, which is posting videos of guys holding signs. And I don’t even get a tan.

At what point when you have Wolfman Disorder (I can’t be bothered to look up the scientific name), do you just give up and stop shaving entirely? Like, I have to imagine that all that stubble would feel awful, so just let the softness grow in.

Sure, you resemble an animal, but so long as you can make the same symbols with your hands as the Japanese tourists taking pictures with you, people will like you.

Let me tell you what’s great about the internet.  No, it’s not that pictures like the one above fall into my lap on a constant basis.  That would be too easy.   It’s that whether or not these pictures are staged or real is inconsequential.   You like that word?  It’s true though.  Think about it.

It’s the same thing as porn but on a lighter level.  I see a picture like this and it makes me go nuts.  It makes me think of college and times that were.  Even though I never once motorboated a female in a bar and took a dumb picture I’m convinced I should have.  And that convincing notion actually makes me think I might have done this and long for college more.

Does any of this make sense?  I think it does.   Here’s some motorboating hot chicks for ya….

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Maybe it was the show Biggest Loser or maybe I always enjoyed it, but I’m a huge fan of body transformations.  And I’m not just talking about when people lose a ton of weight.  Even just a time line of a person through the history of their lives.  It’s kind of cool to see how people progress physically and facially.

But for the purposes of this article I’m talking about getting in shape.  Hell if these people can do it, anyone can.  It’s all about setting goals people.  Have the will power to do it and your life WILL change!  I promise you.  Go Tony Robbins!

Seriously though, these 15 people deserve some credit…..

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Click on the photo for 10 cardinal Las Vegas trip rules

The hot spots and must-see attractions in Vegas come and go but the approach to staying, partying, and losing a small fortune in Vegas will never change.  You might want to pay attention to some of these tips.

More stuff to pay attention to at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

This is by far my favorite picture of the day – [Ehowa]

Check out the best guts (bellies) in sports today – [Unathleticmag]

Is this the sexiest underwear commercial ever? – [Askmen]

Ten awesome ways to quit your job – [Cracked]

It’s time to peek at celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Weatherman gives camera the finger on live TV – [Asylum]

What in the world do you do with a tap dancing cow? – [Attuworld]

There’s always that one person that rollerblades like an idiot – [Ego TV]

Twenty of the worst wrestling gimmicks ever – [Heavy]

Your political tee shirt selections of the day – [The DW]

Chinese bicyclist hit and dragged by a bus – [Pedal to the Metal]

A hilarious Richard Simmons before and after photo – [Cityrag]

Kelly Brook calls August her naked month – [Flisted]

North Korea’s twitter page translated – [The Smoking Jacket]

Looking at 50 female celebrities with facial hair – [Manofest]

Something tells me you’re doing it wrong – [Regretfulmorning]

The 20 craziest trick shots on Youtube – [Bleacherreport]

Britney Spears is wearing short shorts – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo for more hot girls tickling each other

Tessie Tarrentino is the smoking hot brunette tattoo model with rock hard abs. Hayley is the naughty little school girl and sorority sister with the sexiest giggle in the world.  And who the hell cares?  Wow.

Even less things to care about at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Honestly I couldn’t say when I might end up in Namibia but I’m now 100% sure I have to go there someday.   Sure it’s in South Africa and sure I might not enjoy the entire trip but if anything I would have to say that I went to the Cool Bar.  And if that’s not awesome enough believe me they have other bars that are way cooler.

Check out some of these bar names…..

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It was way back in November of 2009 when I first posted Candy Ace.  Unfortunately she hasn’t been on the site since.   When you get a girl of this caliber then you just have to hit yourself on the head for forgetting about her.  But that’s the world of sexy girls.  Here one minute and gone the next.  For shame.

I would imagine that Candy is still up to her same tricks.  Those tricks being the ability to take a guy like me and mold him into putty within 6 minutes.   I think her Myspace Profile is still private so that kind of sucks.

Whatever, her pictures are after the jump….

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