Look, I know you just got a brand new computer and you don”t have one friend with a van or a pickup truck, but I have to believe they probably had some spare bungie cords lying around at the computer store. There’s really no need to literally put your LIFE on the line, for your new, soon-to-be obsolete computer.

And seriously, what the hell kind of computer did you gt where it came in a box that massive? I just picked up a new HP, and I could have fit like 14 of them in my Ford Focus which is infinitely smaller than this.