Aug 23 2010
In case you are unaware of who Kristin Gustafson is, she was voted the 2009 Maxim Hometown hottie of the year. And I couldn’t possibly think of someone more deserving than her. Honestly her face is the kind of face that could easily ruin a man’s life. One look from her and I truly believe it’s over.
No longer would I be able to think, breathe, or act like a normal human being. I think the relationship would eventually end in me murdering her because I just couldn’t take it anymore. She’s that good looking.
Pictures after the jump!
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