Want to know why it won’t work? I think the look on this kid’s face says it all. He knows he’s being punished for doing things that 90% of other high school males do as well, so he doesn’t quite seem to be taking the lesson to heart.

This is far more embarrassing for the parent as you are now A) admitting you have a kid who smokes pot and watches porn (his friends already know, and he doesn’t give a shit about what your neighbors think) and B) that you think hanging a sign around your kids neck and putting him in the yard is a good form of punishment.