Let me tell you what’s great about the internet.  No, it’s not that pictures like the one above fall into my lap on a constant basis.  That would be too easy.   It’s that whether or not these pictures are staged or real is inconsequential.   You like that word?  It’s true though.  Think about it.

It’s the same thing as porn but on a lighter level.  I see a picture like this and it makes me go nuts.  It makes me think of college and times that were.  Even though I never once motorboated a female in a bar and took a dumb picture I’m convinced I should have.  And that convincing notion actually makes me think I might have done this and long for college more.

Does any of this make sense?  I think it does.   Here’s some motorboating hot chicks for ya….

Sure I’d take the one on the left.  Point is.  Who cares?  That’s what it was like in college.  God dammit.  I can’t believe how useless I am.

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