Aug 16 2010
I’m not sure if this happens when you’re older and have had enough sex to get picky or what.Â However, there are some sexual situations that look great in the movies that in reality just don’t cut it.Â Don’t get me wrong.Â I suppose it’s a treat to have sex in whatever situation you can pull it off in.
However, when you’re married and you want to “spice it up” perhaps movies aren’t the greatest reference.Â And possibly those props and spaces to use might not be the best idea.
Here are four highly overrated sexual situations….
Sex on the Beach
I got one word for you.Â Sand.Â Sand in your hair.Â Sand on your balls.Â Sand in your ass.Â If you’re a female.Â Sand in the vagina.Â It’s just all around sand.Â It may look romantic in movies but let me tell you from experience it’s absolutely awful and actually can be quite painful.
Whipped Cream and Chocolate Syrup Stuff
It seems sexy.Â It seems fun.Â And to be honest while you’re in the act of doing these things it can be quite enjoyable.Â But let’s face it.Â These are sweet foods that get really sticky and gross.Â While it may look hot and all, it’s a nasty cleanup and it’s just not as comfortable or sexy as you might think.
Sex in Water
Why do people talk about this?Â Have you ever masturbated in the shower?Â It’s awful.Â So why would sex in a bathtub be any good?Â I’ve done it and it sucks.Â The whole point of sex is the lubrication.Â Once you take that out of the equation it’s kind of a moot point no?Â I mean I guess it can be romantic but it’s just not the same as in a bed.
In a Car
Unless you’re in a stretched limo sex in a car is never comfortable, ever.Â Maybe road head is fun but that’s about all.
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